Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@tastymochafox @Oneironott Oh, they've been serving those at Espresso Vivace, yeah, they're so good! Best thing to do is get a couple bottles of Torani flavor syrups to throw in. (Note that Cash and Carry just off of Aurora near Northgate has a TON of them for like $2-4 apiece...)

Every time a fan theorist declares that two pieces of media are "in the same universe" because of an homage, Tommy Westphall dies for our sins all over again.

"You're watching Martian Telewave Four. Tonight on 'Hey, They're Gonna Eat That Guy,' our two-cat panel will be..."

@Phorm This is pretty accurate to my mental image of you, though. <3

Back or somethin'.

When @anthracite and I were in NOLA, our guest room was in a wifi deadzone, and then we spent all day on airport wifi, so now it's like OH LORD WHEN WILL YOU DRY UP THIS RIVER OF INTERNET BEFORE ME

@Leucrotta Oh fucking hell yeah. :D

@Leucrotta (I mean, shit, catch me between Parallax chapters and major life transitions, and I could easily be persuaded to co-write and/or edit and/or help with period research, if that would help make this a thing that happens! <3 )

@Leucrotta Oh fuck those guys sideways with a javelin. And then fuck them sideways with a javelina, preferable a consenting one with nice big tusks. >_<

@Leucrotta I mean, that would be kickin' rad, and it would totally suit your biggest artistic foci. Maybe start small and digestible, with like an 8-page "Weird Comics" style mini-story about one incident in this alternate war?

Previous Boost:

Well, it sure beats hell out of drawing the 9S. And that one described most of the last four years of my life, evidently.

I should have listened to Dawn.

@Oneironott Ohhhhh!

See, this has a whole different meaning to @acetone_kitten, @anthracite and me!

How familiar are you with Homestuck? We've always used hearts and spades in the sense of the "red vs. black" relationship model from there. (I think Acetone_Kitten is formally still my kismesis...? *narrows eyes and growls sportingly* 😽​)

@Leucrotta I mean, Robin returning to smack some people around over Brexit would be hilarious...

@Phorm I learned SO MUCH from Olive...

@Oneironott I mean... I'm basically leaving your generation the keys to Fort Postfurry. The lease is in your name. (Well, one of the Neptunians' names, honestly I could never tell ya apart too good.) It's not a bad little whatever it is, all it needs is some love. ❤️​

@Phorm VERY important historical document:

http://www.plaintivewail.com/pw/june00/6_28_00.html

This "interview" with the jaguar involved in the recent zoo <s>attack</s> home invasion works on so... very... many... different levels for me right now.

https://www.theroot.com/an-exclusive-interview-with-the-jaguar-who-attacked-a-w-1833211993

@LexYeen@snouts.online One of the commenters said he'd like to see a reboot that did the original episodes one by one and took each of their subject matter dead seriously.

They downvoted him to oblivion, of course, Because Reddit, but I thought it was a pretty good idea. I LOVE adaptations and genre-fuckery like this.

@LexYeen@snouts.online The reactions on Reddit were pretty charming, too. NOBODY expected this to be any good, let alone REALLY good. :D