Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Maybe I've been hanging out with Anthy for far too long, but I can really only read this as (fully justified, given S01E07) anti-Equestrian propaganda.

"DRAGONS BEWARE: *THIS* IS WHAT THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY WANT TO DO WITH *YOUR* HOARD. STAY VIGILANT. TRUST NO MAMMAL."

@Leucrotta i knew if anybody else were to remember that freakin' game...

@anthracite holy fuck :D

@Phorm Nah. I think my plan is finish Parallax so I have a legacy, then fight them for sport. I don't really think I care anymore whether it works. I just wanna wreck shop. We can be heroes just for one day.

@Leucrotta Also, you wouldn't happen to be able to play any brass instruments, would you? Trumpets? I know you can handle a sword. We might be able to get you a gig as an angel of doom...

@Leucrotta Hmm. Avarice, wrath... whaddaya got for lust, though? *shuffles papers*

@anthracite Wait, seriously? Any sources for this? I ask not out of skepticism but because that would be kinda fuckin' rad if it were true. SUCH POWER

Wasted 20 minutes freaking myself out over a flicker at the corner of my eye, worrying that the new eye floater I got yesterday was turning into a retinal detachment.

Stood in a dark bathroom for five minutes, blinking crazily and trying to check it out. Finally convinced myself that yes, indeed, it had stopped the moment I walked in there.

Came back out... and realized I had been freaking out over the lighting effects of the café's ceiling fan. I mean, god fucking dammit, but I guess it's better than the alternative...

@zx3 Huh, that sounds like an awful lot of work. Can't I just carry one of my vital organs around in a pan, sneer, and whine a lot?

@zx3 So... we should be grooming each other, and eating housekeys in case of emergencies?! O_o

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#moodsnapshot
#YoureWatchingBBCRawr

@zx3

thanos was a simple clown
he really should have rounded down
i have a hunch that I can't shake:
leaving half was his mistake

@anthracite

Telegram's borked so I'm telling ya here...

Sent pseudo-resume to volunteer group. Asked Albert if it would qualify for leave hours. He says YES, the political nature of it ain't really a problem.

So excited. =^_____^=

@Oneironott Ah, that would be a "yes" to my most recent toot. Thanks for the retroactively. prompt service. :)

Huh. Is Telegram borked for anybody else right now?

Major apocalypse beast feels this morning. I just wanna take a big dripping gooey bite out of the planet, maybe bat the moon into it a few times and leave some craters, just go Full Kaiju on everybody.

I would be honored to take your applications to be my Whore of Babylon, though of course Anthy's got dibs. QUALIFICATIONS: any Chaotic alignment, 10-15 years experience handling giant fuzzy murderbeasts, ideal candidate would enjoy drinking the blood of saints, succubal or other infernal experience preferred

I just sent these folks a resume for volunteer work and I'm so excited.

http://mappingback.org/home_en/aboutus/

An old Cherokee was real smart
He said "I am coming apart!
Two wolves and a man
Two good and one bad
Have all built a den in my heart."

@troodon I linked them to something in the .nitwit hierarchy, I do believe. O:)

@violet Oh good, I see this information has ended up in exactly the sort of hands I was hoping it would. *toothy grin* Show no mercy!