Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

for years it was smooth sailing
with the waters calm
then the ship starts failing
i was headed for a storm

before i could even fear it
or think of what to say
i'm standing in the shadows
of the rising waves

i took a cold hard pounding
blow after blow
tragic as a shipwreck
i was going down slow

i guess love doesn't last
let's climb up on the raft
never make it on our own
i don't want to drown alone

the waves rise up and crash
there's always a raft
let's climb up on the raft
and have ourselves a laugh

who cares when we'll run ashore
we're not drowning anymore
it's not like you knew the last time
or the time before

somewhere below the waves
sway ropes that broke and frayed
still tied to our anchors
right where they were laid

now if this stays afloat
then i'll call it a boat
i'm not desperate but i guess
that i could use some hope

well, love never lasts
but it always leaves a raft
so let's climb up on the raft
and have ourselves a laugh

if we run ashore
i'll just like you all the more
i'd rather be shipwrecked together
than on the ocean floor

love never lasts
let's climb up on the raft
we'll never make it on our own
i don't want to drown alone

when waves come up and crash
then there's always a raft
i know we're both raw and wet
but it's as good as it gets

i'm so glad that you're here
hold on to me, my dear
just forget the past
'cause now we're on the raft

--liam lynch, "get on the raft"

@frameacloud Some late Pratchett, maybe? I was never a fan before, but I finally picked up Going Postal and loved it. Or some of Charlie Stross's punnier stories from the Toast anthology? I'd have more, but I've been on a steady horror diet since I left Seattle. :)

@Phorm Funny, Peg just waltzed in and said EXACTLY the same thing. You know, a leash would fit real nice 'round that Element of Generosity...

Maybe I've been hanging out with Anthy for far too long, but I can really only read this as (fully justified, given S01E07) anti-Equestrian propaganda.

"DRAGONS BEWARE: *THIS* IS WHAT THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY WANT TO DO WITH *YOUR* HOARD. STAY VIGILANT. TRUST NO MAMMAL."

@Leucrotta i knew if anybody else were to remember that freakin' game...

@anthracite holy fuck :D

@Phorm Nah. I think my plan is finish Parallax so I have a legacy, then fight them for sport. I don't really think I care anymore whether it works. I just wanna wreck shop. We can be heroes just for one day.

@Leucrotta Also, you wouldn't happen to be able to play any brass instruments, would you? Trumpets? I know you can handle a sword. We might be able to get you a gig as an angel of doom...

@Leucrotta Hmm. Avarice, wrath... whaddaya got for lust, though? *shuffles papers*

@anthracite Wait, seriously? Any sources for this? I ask not out of skepticism but because that would be kinda fuckin' rad if it were true. SUCH POWER

Wasted 20 minutes freaking myself out over a flicker at the corner of my eye, worrying that the new eye floater I got yesterday was turning into a retinal detachment.

Stood in a dark bathroom for five minutes, blinking crazily and trying to check it out. Finally convinced myself that yes, indeed, it had stopped the moment I walked in there.

Came back out... and realized I had been freaking out over the lighting effects of the café's ceiling fan. I mean, god fucking dammit, but I guess it's better than the alternative...

@zx3 Huh, that sounds like an awful lot of work. Can't I just carry one of my vital organs around in a pan, sneer, and whine a lot?

@zx3 So... we should be grooming each other, and eating housekeys in case of emergencies?! O_o

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#moodsnapshot
#YoureWatchingBBCRawr

@zx3

thanos was a simple clown
he really should have rounded down
i have a hunch that I can't shake:
leaving half was his mistake

@anthracite

Telegram's borked so I'm telling ya here...

Sent pseudo-resume to volunteer group. Asked Albert if it would qualify for leave hours. He says YES, the political nature of it ain't really a problem.

So excited. =^_____^=

@Oneironott Ah, that would be a "yes" to my most recent toot. Thanks for the retroactively. prompt service. :)

Huh. Is Telegram borked for anybody else right now?

Major apocalypse beast feels this morning. I just wanna take a big dripping gooey bite out of the planet, maybe bat the moon into it a few times and leave some craters, just go Full Kaiju on everybody.

I would be honored to take your applications to be my Whore of Babylon, though of course Anthy's got dibs. QUALIFICATIONS: any Chaotic alignment, 10-15 years experience handling giant fuzzy murderbeasts, ideal candidate would enjoy drinking the blood of saints, succubal or other infernal experience preferred

I just sent these folks a resume for volunteer work and I'm so excited.

http://mappingback.org/home_en/aboutus/