Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

just... goddamnit :)

if i never even make it back to a legal state because covid and, i dunno, a meteor or cat 5 hurricane or whatever, i am gonna die so pissed off >____<

@Aradia it is the greatest paradox of our time

nola is supposed to be a food city but there is no farmers market and no asian food

nola is supposed to be a party city but there is no weed

@Aradia *grumble grumble grumble* :)

[🐯​]
*sees vore art on Furaffinity*

*ponders*

...

"Am I the only apex predator left who still chews her fucking food?"

@Balina also wow that tom smith album cover has not aged well -__-

@Balina apologies in advance

https://tomsmith.bandcamp.com/track/crystal-gayle-killed-frank-herbert (CW: FILK HAZARD)

i fucking hate louisiana

(i love new orleans, but more specifically, i hate our boomer dipshit Democrat-In-Name-Only, Gateway-Drugs-Are-Real governor)

grrrrrrr

@mmsword Awww, it's like the Milgram's Experiment in reverse. That genuinely restores a couple of points of my faith in humanity.

nuff said

#discoelysium #onlygoodnonb99cop
#moralism4ever

@hystericempress (short version, i did a tarot reading about how the fuck to keep myself alive and actually vaguely wanting to live during the quarantine...)

@hystericempress I'll explain another time, but... ahhh, YOU'RE the one Dawn was talking about. <3

@Leucrotta Shiiiiit. That's a hell of a thing. *hug* And yeah, I've been in that dissociative sinkhole too, you can probably guess when...

We're doing OKish! Peg's been tearing up a string of really weird commissions and it's been fun to watch. And I'm trying to formulate some ways to compromise with people on some of the political stuff. Probably going to try to de-stress by doing some serious cooking this weekend.

@Leucrotta I heard through the grapevine. Shit, I'm sorry. *hug* I don't think anyone can expect you to be emotionally OK after that, but I hope you're at least physically OK. That's... that's a thing.

Sometime LONG, LONG after the dust has settled, I have a story about the person who hit you. It's not funny now, but it might be then. In the meantime... shit, hang in there. I am _definitely_ impressed by your reserve and self-control.

@JulieSqveakaroo Eating 20 Korean hot wings the other day seemed to do something for mine, but I think the treatment has to be readministered daily and I've already lapsed...

@hystericempress Peg and I were LOVING how often Romana cut the Doctor's ego straight down during the Key of Time serial...

Today's mood: about ready to do some real serious Mike Ehrmantraut shit to some politicians and executives on behalf of my friends.

[CAPTIONED FOR THE TV IMPAIRED: Mike is the extremely meticulous, cunning old fixer/enforcer from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. He's the sort of guy who will sit in a crawlspace for 24 hours just to get the drop on you.]

Dammit why does Asia get all the cool corporate cookies >_<

https://boingboing.net/2020/04/16/oreo-introduces-kawaii-cookies.html

@anthracite @chr

[🐯​] I hope that was enough letters.

[​] *patpats*

@anthracite @chr

[🐯]​ Counterpoint:

[​] *facepalms*

*stares solemnly*

*raises fist a la Fantastic Mr. Fox*

"Good luck, buddy."

https://twitter.com/siberian_times/status/1250488611511783424