Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

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If after all that you're still curious somehow... the Wikipedia article on the same topic is long but MUCH clearer...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_addressing_system

@001zlnv (The diagram, not DC. Nobody understands DC.)

@001zlnv The really terrifying thing is I understand about 90% of it now.

@001zlnv It sure looks like the Tree of Life, doesn't it...

welcome to my life

(Chart of the Japanese postal addressing system. You'll definitely want to open it up in a separate tab and zoom in... or better yet, just continue with your life, happily unaware, dreaming of cities that are rectilinear and numbered in an orderly sequence. 😱​)

@anthracite see also https://apps.apple.com/us/app/rescue-knight-brain-games/id1494469420

@anthracite They're android, but...

just the pins: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rt.hook&hl=en_US

the actual people to dump stuff on:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.herorescue.knight.pull.pin

both seem pretty well-reviewed though note that the second one especially is still an ad mill -- nonetheless most of the reviews describe it as "that fake game from all the ads except it's actually what they promise"

feel free to borrow my floam if there is no ios version!

@Soreth @anthracite Hey, Peg, was this the one that just came up on your iPad as "WATER?"

@joshua Oooh, how lovely!

@001zlnv Ohhhhh, no no, you want City Park for that, though they're mostly bird vs. toddler. >:D

@001zlnv Generally ya don't see crawfish running across the sidewalks, honey. ;p NOLA is a city with about 136 different biomes. :)

peg and i have a running joke where after you see your 3rd one you start stacking up Lizard Combo

i would be in a horribly foul mood today except there are adorably little skulky anoles everywhere you look in NOLA today and i just love em so much 💚💚💚 i would attach photos but theyre just too good at being darty so all i have are snapshots of empty pavement

@anthracite, eat yer heart out! ​

Chapeau twap house!</homestar>
Chorpo tarp horse!</coach_z>
Crapo crap house!</strong_bad>
Crampon chomp flounce!?</senor_cardgage>
Mehmehhhh meh-meh!</the_cheat>
Heeeeeyaaaah'm a Bernie Boy in a saaack!</homsar>
I don't like them. They're mean.</marzipan>
YOU"RE ALL CANCELLED!</strong_sad>

@typhlosion cheapo tarp house

In related news, Peg just came into my studio SQUEALING about how cute Shemp was because he was simultaneously trying to maul the Jingly Man and disembowled it with his hind legs.

I picked the right woman to marry. 😻​ And yeah, that little semiferal stripeboy is definitely an honorary Martian.

@eredien @anthracite You two are making me feel like such a Sonic Wuss now. I'm... I'm just gonna go listen to Sloshy. I guess. Listen to Sloshy and eat some lentils. </strong_sad>

@eredien @Leucrotta @anthracite I believe the whole disappearance of her dad? uncle? was linked to Ayers Rock I am pretty sure you did not imagine it at all, that sounds extremely plausible and that show went to some PLACES man. :D