Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

yeah, i am definitely getting those "hermes conrad scratching his chin at the airlock" feelings again

not at any of you folks, just at the world in general. so many people right now competing to be relabeled as "expendable biomass" in my personal ethical hierarchy

@Cerulean Yeah, weirdly axes seem to be consistently a little OP, maybe just because they're one of the few things you can dump a fair number of cards into without some crazy hand...

@JulieSqveakaroo @anthracite ...and the French thought he was a genius?

artie wiggle her butt but when she jump nothin there

artie catch her an air molecule

Translation table:

"Educate yourself" means "read the same propaganda I did until you agree."

"Clear evidence," unless clearly cited, means "vague emotional memory."

"Indisputable facts" means "strong opinion."

"Do your own research" means "I don't know either."

"Facts not feels" means "WARNING: I am unable to distinguish my feelings from facts."

"You're just mad" means "I'm just mad."

peebles has performed her first real act of jerkassery in the entire time i've known her, by obsessively refusing to stop batting at the little velcro tassel on my laptop's power cord

i am so goddamn proud of my little princess; this day she truly is a cat <3 <3 <3

@Cerulean Seriously, if you're looking for roguelike card games, I can not recommend Griftlands highly enough, especially since their 3rd character's been partially released... Granted, it is a very different set of mechanics than PQ and some find the dual-deck system frustrating.

@Cerulean I've made it to 4 with Rogue and would be delighted to trade tips sometime! I find myself having the best luck when I can max out on items that only take 1-2 cards plus one many-card item, plus a standard draw big enough to feed them, ignoring all else. i have no IDEA if that's the right path or not... god, basic supply management in this game is so harsh and the food mechanic alone is just brutal so i share all of your frustration...

@anthracite i sincerely and genuinely love that idea, actually. very swamp witch. :D also very punk!

peebers say "prrrrrrt"

@anthracite this is peak peggy tbh <3

"You reek of fedoras, overpriced whiskey and chair crust."

current mood: contrarian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIobdZ8OGso

@Leucrotta Thank you! I think I've even got everything on hand but the sesame seeds...

@Leucrotta i love spinach, what do you do with it?

@Leucrotta This is a perfectly straightforward question, and I'm saying it because I genuinely am not sure... Isn't it?

I guess you could rack up a lot of calories from the oil, and starch from potatoes and such, plus they're probably pretty high in sodium. OK, yeah, that does make sense, you're probably right.

Now I wanna go look at banchan recipes.

I just saw both kittens pooping at once, each in one of our two litter boxes, butt to butt and facing away from each other. It was the cutest gross thing I've ever seen.

@001zlnv @Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo for me? off the scale sexy.

for the record, the three canonical major Vexalyne soda brands in Parallax are "Warm," "Meh," and "Uncle Fluffy's Tuna* Soda"

* now comes in salmon, herring, and sea urchin!

@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo

Yeah, I have real similar weaknesses.

I mean... rayguns. Even if they do have lethal purpose. Put enough flanges and wibblers on them and they're like 6 kDansons.

Although strangely, now that you mention it, i found Michael Caine wielding a shotgun in Get Carter INCREDIBLY sexy. but it's all about the way he wielded it. subtlety and reserve are much sexier than martial bravado or steely resolve in my whole kinkmath.

@kauko @balinares OK, that's a relief. I never touched the forums. Still gonna change some passwords...