Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

tonight's special guest star on cat talk is ms. artemis shadow who will be eating a municipal bond

@Leucrotta WOW.

@Oneironott You DO m'otter! <3

@Leucrotta At least we have the tiny comfort that ours is by far the more entertaining of the two games.

Also I've never seen a pro golf course with even a HALF decent arcade. XD

give me a hoof big enough and a cheek to lay it upon and i shall smack the earth

@001zlnv shit now i halfway wanna throw together a screenplay or something on the topic...

@001zlnv This is all really good.

My agents will be in touch.

*steeples fingers montyburnsishly*

@001zlnv *takes copious notes* O;D

@001zlnv Or a method of hitting faster than that communication can deal with. Hmmm. I'm reminded of some of the stories of motorcycle couriers in Iraq confounding the hell outta US forces with far far better equipment and training but half the cunning...

Hmm.

What would it take for a return to the days of piracy and bandit kings? Seeing corporate barons regularly stopped and robbed by gangs of dandy highwaymen -- or shipments of luxury goods hijacked and sold off to feed the poor -- would restore so much joy to my heart.

@spacewastrel@yiff.life Well, fuck, I'm so sorry, that's just a rotten experience. *hug*

@Oneironott EXACTLY. I am 100% convinced at this point that for almost all of these people, they really have zero actually interest in rationality except insofar as they can invoke it as a bluffing strategy.

Just like EVERYTHING ELSE the fedora crowd does.

@mawr I miss dachsunds. They make the best pucks for Doggie Curling. All you need is some freshly waxed linoleum and a broom. :)

(I only actually ever did this with one dog, though on many many occasions... and it was EXUBERANTLY consensual :D )

"Forget it, Jake. It's Layleaux Town."

just giving myself major gross old man past his prime vibes today especially as i watch friends flirt and weave their immense poly webs with each other and i just feel like i should be wrapped in newspaper and put out with the rest of last weeks catch

i really wish i were cute or popular enough for someone with kinks remotely compatible with mine to come top the fuck outta me

it's ok. peg and i have lost our mojo for this stuff mostly and my libido would basically take the energy of Fat Man and Little Boy* combined to get going anyhow, something i can not expect of anybody

i just kinda wish that, i dunno, maybe they could have sent me an notarized letter a week before my very last good D/s scene warning me that this was the end of the road, i'd have to spend the rest of my life with my ego and willpower stuck in the on position, and i'd better appreciate it

life is otherwise pretty damn cozy and i realize this is the most futile method for flirting that is mathematically possible, so what the fuck ever, it's a lament and not a request

*no those are not nicknames for any of peggy's dildos

@Leucrotta ffs i love you *hug*