Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Wouldn't it be hilarious if we Vile Antifa actually DID dress up like MAGAs (and Vikings), stock up on tasers, zip ties & other Mall Ninja gear, show up at the lawn on 1/6/22, make like we were gonna raid... and then break into a mass choreography of Never Gonna Give You Up?

@balinares I haven't been able to find any leaderboards, but let me know if I'm up for any awards for that score. I'm pretty confident I am.

@balinares For the record... I lasted a minute and eight seconds.

@balinares

*five seconds in*

Oh. Oh, no. No I did not. I did not know. Not at all.

@balinares i knew what i was in for within about 500 milliseconds D:

@balinares Oh dear.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1432448825868918785

@Leucrotta @kistaro @Soreth Yeah. Seriously. I honestly do think that a little academic experience could do wonders for this woman. Just a crash course in meter and traditional structures and the fact there's more to poetry than rhyming couplets with zero scansion.

@kistaro @Soreth (good line!)

@Austin_Dern AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH, she's so sweet and sincere and bad at this.

@Austin_Dern Her site is such a glurge factory D:

BRACE YOURSELF for this one.

@Soreth @kistaro

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occassionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.

@Soreth @kistaro I dunno, I do get serious Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings vibes from her.

@kistaro As do a guy in a jumpsuit and a couple of robots. :D

@kistaro It's like, fractally awful. ;_____; I could have just as easily said "pathos" instead of "bathos." I just want to give this woman a hug and say something really nice about... her makeup or cooking or grandkids or something, anything to steer the topic from her poetry. O_o;;;

@kistaro SHE ENDED *THREE* LINE WITH "FOR SURE." I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.

@kistaro OH GOD I JUST NOTICED SHE RHYMED "SURE" WITH "CURE" TWICE. D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

@balinares Not familiar?

@Soreth

(I feel kind of terrible for that, I looked at her website and she at least seems like a kind and sincere woman, but... yikes.)