Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

poot noodles

@Leucrotta God, I miss having an Indian sweet shop cattycorner from my house...

dis mah new boyfrend

i asked his coat bff, it's cool

Um... Laika?

Are you... pregnant with rabbits?

Wow, it's like Daniel Mullins knows you.😼​

[CAPTION: I used a sacrificial block to give Laika's card the "soul" (i.e. special abilities) of a Warren card. It's basically a wall that summons up a Rabbit card with no real value except it can pay the costs of other cards. So Laika now poops bunnies purely so her friends can eat 'em. I love this game.]

[CAPTIONED FOR THE INSCRYPTION-UNAWARE: This is an absolutely sickening card. Zero cost for a three-pronged Attack of 3, for nine damage. (You need to be 5 ahead of your opponent to win.) And the little skull sigil means she is immortal, goes right back to hand if killed instead of discard.

These cards are assembled from your other cards, which are mainly animal-themed, after you lose a run. I always name them after one of their component cards.

This one was part Wolf and ended up named Laika, after my Evil Commie Zombie Spacedog persona, who is basically equal parts La Femme Nikita, Villainelle, Natasha Fatale, Colleen from Road Rovers, and Frankenweenie. :p

She's a scary puppy in ANY incarnation, but this one should give you nightmares. She's basically a first-turn kill, and if I get a Magpie (deck control) this run, it's all over.

Also I just want to point out that this card's full ancestry is "rabbit pelt, wolf, mantis god, ouroboros."

Which is just about right for Comrade Laika.

"Moscow nyet believe in tears."

"my THC OTP"

(yes i already noticed the culprit was the url :> <3 )

kthx google

God dammit, my poor stepdad is stuck in the hospital again.

Mom has absoutely assured me it's not really life-threatening, and she would never lie to me about something like this.

But he's got another round of breathing and heart problems and they wanna keep him for ANOTHER three days for observation while they adjust the meds that are probably causing it.

And that's a colossal morale hit for a guy who's already had a pretty rough couple years, on top of COPD and the aftermath of colon cancer.

And I really wonder how many of these he's got left in him, pushing age 71. And how soon I'm gonna have to go into Filial Duty mode to make sure Mom is OK if and when something ever happens to him.

Thank god for Breeze Airlines, at least I can get home fast and cheap when the days come. ;__;

In the meantime, the poor guy's *probably* gonna be OK but he's understandably very grump, and he's a super nice guy who deserves much better.

@Oneironott *fetches the otter-tongue tongs in case self-defense is needed*

@chimerror dug this up for ya on a lark, consider it a small token of my esteem <3 *tips crown[1]*

https://www.how-to-study.com/metodos-de-estudio/frases-mnemotecnicas.asp

https://es.wikihow.com/recordar-el-orden-de-los-planetas-del-sistema-solar

[1] disputed

@typhlosion *slow clap*🐯​

@001zlnv @anthracite lol you seriously think she doesn't have both of those already!? :D

@001zlnv @anthracite

"But you let in Tiffany Trump!"

"It says no TRUMP*S*! We're allowed to have one."

@typhlosion I loved Seanbaby's Calculords.

@chimerror The history of pinball-- and the war against it-- is fucking FASCINATING.

Just one tiny example: https://onwisconsin.uwalumni.com/features/the-man-who-saved-pinball/

I also like that the original "tilt" mechanism was rumored to be just... big pointy spikes on the underside of the machine. :D I'll see if I can find a source on that one.

that moment when you've encountered so many queer zoomer purist-left crusader antis in a row that you can kinda see how someone would say fuck these guys and join the alt-right just purely on the principle that it's as far away from these joyless fuckers as you can get

(and then you see a sea of endless pepes and terfs and realize you've made a terrible mistake and want to go straight back home, or maybe see what ivan stang is doing these days)