Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@anthracite A dream, or a precog moment?

@Doephin @Soreth I mean, look at who I'm engaged to, there's no way that could not have been intended as a compliment. :D

@Doephin @Soreth YOU BEAUTIFUL MONSTER

badly overcaffeinated

about to go death blossom in an explosive rain of stripes and sparkles

i need a tiger toy FAST please help <3

you know i wouldn't say *no* to a pumpkin full of raw hamburger

@Soreth I mean, ask Peg, I take Memesport very seriously. I even hypnotically programmed myself to win the... the... er...

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Does anybody else smell vanilla?

@Soreth I am goin' on Year Five of consecutive victories. Taking my headphones EVERYWHERE, a little nervous my noise-cancellers don't work. I'll dedicate my inevitable victory to you this year. <3

@Soreth Aw hell, ma'am. *salute* It was a fluke. You played a good round.

no really good targets in nola though, hope liem doesn't mind a car trip out to trump country

our manes all blowin in the wind

pair of pricey italian shades i bought him, perched on his snoot

big gulp of human blood from the 7-11 in covington in the beverage tray

finna go down to the audubon zoo, get my buddy liem a day pass, and go wreck some shop, no survivors no witnesses

@zx3 Come on, that wasn't nice.</joel_robinson> :)

he's finally, mathematically inevitably, gotten around to "simple twist of fate."

he is the first in a LONG TIME to prove himself even the least worthy

well played, child

(REFERENCE CAPTION: The above song was used in a legendary sequence from Breaking Bad where about a dozen prisoners were murdered in the course of several minutes as a precautionary measure. Any implication of future rhetorical violence towards conservatives is fully intended. 🐯​)

*That* scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgXJD2sdHyM [CW: extreme violence]

oh looky

i've been banned from reddit for telling an asshole he's an asshole again

i am just devastated, it's next to impossible to get a new account started there these days

*yawns and activates next clone*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ViFpURIDk

OH MY GOD NEVER MIND I TAKE EVERY OUNCE OF SNARK BACK

WE ARE IN A CAFE NAMED "MONKEY MONKEY" AND HE KEEPS SNEAKING THE WORD "MONKEY" INTO DYLAN LYRICS

BUDDY, YOU GOT A VENMO? <3

Wow, buddy, you're... you're just gonna do nothing but Neil Young and Bob Dylan. Huh. That is a bold choice for a man with your cranial and facial hair choices.

You're damn lucky you've got a fine voice and some real guitar skills. You have my grudging approval and I kinda wish I had any cash whatsoever to tip you with. Well played, youngling.

You knew I can't resist Heart of Gold, didn't you, you sneaky SOB.

@zx3 no, EXACTLY. i would like for the park grounds to stay intact so the raccoons can fix it up and get a ride...

strewth.

increasingly i'm coming to feel the same way about my species being possibly doomed that a tourist might feel about knowing the theme park they're visiting is slated to shut down in 10 years

as in i don't really know if i give a fuck, if other people are so determined to see it go -- it would be a pity and i'd gladly pitch in $100 to a Keep The Park Going fund, but i'll be long gone and wasn't really planning on ever coming back anyway

it's still galling, it's still a waste, i still want other people to enjoy this neat park and i still really hope it can be averted -- it just doesn't really HURT

because what the fuck is point of letting it, still gonna ride coasters and eat corndogs today -- and maybe discreetly murder any representatives of the demolition crew i see doing inspections

one of those nights where i start wondering if most of the work i have left on earth would not be best accomplished with an aluminum baseball bat, a set of burglar tools, and a left-leaning doxx site