Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

i honestly am genuinely hoping to at LEAST land in twitter jail for this one (Fig. A), possibly even the death penalty <3

i'm like marshie -- as long as there are VPNs and protonmail, you can't destroy me (Fig. B)

@hystericempress Isn't it great? My love of Peteena (and your new sona) is 100% unironic. <3 And you're right about the weird confidence. Those little girls going "YOU'RE SILLY! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW OF PETEENA'S RAINSLICKER, YOU POOR CONFUSED OLD MAN. BEHOLD THIS SLOUCHING BEAST WHO DEIGNS TO SPEAK A HUMAN TONGUE YET SAYS HE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW HOW A TALKING POODLE PROTECTS HERSELF FROM THE RAIN!"

I hope you have a LOT of fun being a poodle who wears clothes.💋​

Artie says:

"squirble"

@Leucrotta Torn between "go back to bed" and "spray the entire apartment down with hydrochloric acid in lieu of cleaning it like a normal person because I'm getting real sick of the godawful state of it." >_<

I'm gonna split the difference and play video games. #depression #ennui #resignation #2022年

@Austin_Dern Oh my god, and it's REALLY conscious of the cultural differences between now and then...? That sounds really fun actually. Spooky Hanna Barbera was often the most tolerable...

@Austin_Dern Or...

(SPOILER: They don't really meet the Thing or the Shmoo. They're just anthology shows with a bit of each. What a letdown!)

@Austin_Dern They could have put them in space. Surely there's a reason for them to be in space. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw4lSmVo3G0

@Austin_Dern Or have them solve mysteries with a dog, but <s>Dobie Gillis</s> the Scooby Gang already did that.

@Austin_Dern @Phorm @anthracite *starts rooting through Doug Winger archives to answer your question but very quickly realizes this will not lead us to anything good* :>

@JulieSqveakaroo "I'm gonna have an interesting poo tonight... tonight... well, all night!"

@Austin_Dern Although the actual reason for this show's existence probably looked more like this.

@Austin_Dern Cupcake. Cupcake is the only explanation needed. JUST ASK @Phorm AND @anthracite. >:D

@hystericempress @Daikanu *teases* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHvUHEgG7Kk

I see the GOP is vetting their candidates again. Apparently, coaster-nibbling has been a major problem with Taylor-Greene and Boebert. 😏​

#TopConservativeMinds

@Austin_Dern One of my low-key lifetime regrets is not growing up in a much better nation to be a railfan in. I... I am the kind of person who might have LIKED actual trainspotting.

@porsupah 4.8, but I still haven't worked out which units.

I seem to have neglected breakfast and thus dramatically overcaffeinated again.

So.

Wood davers.

Who's in.

*twitch*

@chimerror Did I see right that there's an impending TV series?!? :O