Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

LEADER: Shadow
BRAINS: Artemus
MUSCLE: Shemp
FACE: Peebles
WILDCARD: Sugarfoot
STAFF CHICK: Ceejay (sorry, little buddy!)

I wish I could bottle the agony I feel when I see someone who's misspelled their own screenname (and all their posts contradict any hope it's intentional humor) and spray it on people I don't like.

In Disco Elysium as in reality, ALWAYS punch Measurehead when you have the chance.

i honestly am genuinely hoping to at LEAST land in twitter jail for this one (Fig. A), possibly even the death penalty <3

i'm like marshie -- as long as there are VPNs and protonmail, you can't destroy me (Fig. B)

Artie says:

"squirble"

I see the GOP is vetting their candidates again. Apparently, coaster-nibbling has been a major problem with Taylor-Greene and Boebert. 😏​

#TopConservativeMinds

I seem to have neglected breakfast and thus dramatically overcaffeinated again.

So.

Wood davers.

Who's in.

*twitch*

o/` And if it's says "neko"
o/` And if your cat is set to "neko"
o/` If your cat's defaulting to "neko"
o/` It's OK It's OK
o/` It's OK It's OK
o/` It's, your cat's from Tokyo

o/` I got my cats set on "cat"
o/` I got my cats set on "cat"
o/` I got my cats set on "cat"
o/` I got my cats set on "cat"

o/` Well there's only one setting
o/` There's only one active setting
o/` There's only one possible setting
o/` They're set to, they're set to
o/` They're set to, they're set to
o/` They're set to be "cat" by default

holy FUCK i hit the ephemera jackpot

https://www.youtube.com/user/pressmin/videos

most of it's gameshows but there's a lot of other interesting stuff including afterschool specials and lot of PBS obscurities-- like, by MY definition of obscure

it's just crazy big, goes back 15 years, already found like 30 things i've been hunting years for :O

At Akron-Canton Airport, with an hour or so to kill before my flight. It's not a problem, I packed enough entertainment to keep me going for days. You kinda have to when you're headed to small-town Ohio.

Mom took me aside again to thank me for everything and reassure me the last week is NOT representative of how my stepdad is most days. He's usually a bit better. That's... still kinda concerning, honestly, but we're hoping better weather and the end of holiday stress will help.

Pretty good in general. None of my Fascist-Frog Hunting on Twitter yesterday has panned out and I'm slightly disappointed about that.

Glad I visited. Had a lot of reminders in the last few days, tough as it's been for everybody, that my family REALLY lucked out by being so full of genuinely good caring people. (In contrast with my stepdad's family, which he and my mom barely talk to anymore. Because they got sick of the infighting and general Dennis and Sweet Dee attitudes. >__< )

Really, really, really looking forward to Peg, kitties, cannabis, and 70 degree weather.

* pinned red pill tweet
* guy fawkes mask in banner
* moe toddler anime icon
* multiple frog emojis in bio
* hundreds of meme retweets
* no trace of any creative hobbies
* personal identification with success of sports team
* argues purely in two-hour Youtube videos
* "THINK FOR YOURSELF" in bio

If you want to visualize Brill, BTW, get one of those teleporter pods from The Fly and merge Figure A with Figures B through D.

That is basically the Weird Science equivalent of the Final Girl Magic that produced Brill...

[GUARDIAN DOG-GIRL SUBPERSONA "BRILL":]

"Your ear has no user-serviceable parts. Repeat it with me."

"I'm serious."

"YOUR EAR HAS NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS."

"Put the fucking Q-Tip DOWN and think for three seconds about what happened last time. FOR FIVE MONTHS."

"Your. Ear. Has. No. User. Serviceable. Parts. Arf. Arf. Grr."

"I'm gonna tattoo it backward on your forehead while you sleep. Your ear has no user serviceable parts."

it's been a rough holiday but right now i feel, in my petty little way, about twelve tigers tall =^______^=

🤑​🔫​🐯​

The toughes part of mass-reporting fascists and transphobes: picking the one obligatory survivor to taunt with the deaths of their friends.

(Insert Chris Onstad's rant about how the Achewood guest strips where people think it's funny to make Philippe cuss and smoke were always at the bottom of the barrel, not because it's offensive, but because it's such a safe and boring choice...)