Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

oh my god julia

she's even voiced by one of my favorite voice actresses, maria bamford

maria's been super nice to me on twitter a couple of times and is just a great, humble, brilliant woman who's had some REAL ROUGH TIMES due to psych illness (BAD bipolar, like "getting imaginary instructions from the pope" bipolar) and has been a real inspiration in how she's bounced back

haha, i should have recognized her after her very first vocal fry as Psycho Julia XD

naturally the hypnohub.net dregs are just fetishizing her one mind-control scene

but i'm just plain rooting for her

my Mad Raccoon kirsch is thinking of sending her an only-mildly-poisoned cookie bouquet, an only mildly booby-trapped complimentary toaster, and a month's supply of tinfoil as a welcome gift <3 <3 <3

hey big j still love ya man, let's do lunch after i'm dead

don't bring your dad

or the creepy guy lol jk

gawd i love being an ex-christian who knows the bible far better than the "religious" conservatives i pick fights with on twitter XD

I suspect you can grasp a big important chunk of my personality, and maybe what's specifically Midwestern about it, if I tell you one fact:

Both the expressions "Yeah, no" and "No, yeah" make *perfect* sense to me.

just say what you're really thinking you adorable balls of cognitive bias

12 hrs twitter jail for "small penis"

i hate birdsite

LEADER: Shadow
BRAINS: Artemus
MUSCLE: Shemp
FACE: Peebles
WILDCARD: Sugarfoot
STAFF CHICK: Ceejay (sorry, little buddy!)

I wish I could bottle the agony I feel when I see someone who's misspelled their own screenname (and all their posts contradict any hope it's intentional humor) and spray it on people I don't like.

In Disco Elysium as in reality, ALWAYS punch Measurehead when you have the chance.

i honestly am genuinely hoping to at LEAST land in twitter jail for this one (Fig. A), possibly even the death penalty <3

i'm like marshie -- as long as there are VPNs and protonmail, you can't destroy me (Fig. B)

Artie says:

"squirble"

I see the GOP is vetting their candidates again. Apparently, coaster-nibbling has been a major problem with Taylor-Greene and Boebert. 😏​

#TopConservativeMinds

I seem to have neglected breakfast and thus dramatically overcaffeinated again.

So.

Wood davers.

Who's in.

*twitch*

o/` And if it's says "neko"
o/` And if your cat is set to "neko"
o/` If your cat's defaulting to "neko"
o/` It's OK It's OK
o/` It's OK It's OK
o/` It's, your cat's from Tokyo

o/` I got my cats set on "cat"
o/` I got my cats set on "cat"
o/` I got my cats set on "cat"
o/` I got my cats set on "cat"

o/` Well there's only one setting
o/` There's only one active setting
o/` There's only one possible setting
o/` They're set to, they're set to
o/` They're set to, they're set to
o/` They're set to be "cat" by default

holy FUCK i hit the ephemera jackpot

https://www.youtube.com/user/pressmin/videos

most of it's gameshows but there's a lot of other interesting stuff including afterschool specials and lot of PBS obscurities-- like, by MY definition of obscure

it's just crazy big, goes back 15 years, already found like 30 things i've been hunting years for :O