Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

The successful candidate will simply pick up the revolver and, finding themselves unopposed, leave the room and go home. In the 150 years since its terraforming, there has never been a single primed bullet cartridge on Mars. The candidate may keep the revolver, a prop quickprinted at minimal expense, as a souvenir.

Those who wish to engage in combat with their officer instead are welcome to try.

...

The secret initiation ceremony for the Martian Empressor's Legendary Hospitallers is as follows:

The candidate is brought before their training officer and seated at a table. The officer sits across from them and places two objects on the table: a rotten steak and an antique Terran revolver. They instruct the candidate, "If you do not eat this steak to prove your loyalty to the Empressor, worthless beast, I will shoot you."

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https://awoo.space/media/AF1VnZr7isBCSZAJOJg

(Came across this image from the film The ABCs of Death during a deep TV Tropes crawl, and had to at least attempt to put it to some propaganda use. The actual sequence is kind of insane and I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed that the Furry Raiders crowd hasn't found it and made a depressing wank fantasy out of it.)

Passing this essay on, because I don't have the mental resources to process it right now, but it sounds like something someone in our community should have a go at. :)

https://www.academia.edu/10912960/2015_Becoming-Animal_Is_a_Trap_for_Humans_Deleuze_and_Guattari_in_Madagascar

Okay, I'm drunk, stoned, and a little brazen.

Not quite brazen enough for "Ask Me Anything," but...

Okay, how about this:

1) What, in your most blunt opinion, is my character class?
2a-b) What are my primary stat and dump stat?
3) What prestige class will I be if I ever become Epic?

(You need not assume any particular game, world, system, genre, era, canon, species, etc)

Today I followed the latest drawing tutorial from @strongbadactual@twitter.com. O:)

(She's holding a Quasar bar, Peg's usual from Trader Joe's.)

#badart

https://awoo.space/media/x9wVKU3BrHfLEvbxDXQ

I love that when I get really stoned, if Peggy's tits and cock aren't immediately at hand, my first impulse is to dive straight into Wikipedia for six hours.

It's been a good day.

Real good. According to a last-minute announcement, today begins an 17-day weekend for me. Fully paid. Basically, here.com decided to give all its US workers a two-week holiday, and they actually included us part-timers! I don't have to work again until the 1st.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abhuman #logophilia #logofetish #xenofetish #postfurry #strangewarp

(I had a bunch of disclaimers and exceptions to add to that, but I accidentally reloaded my browser and I don't feel like retyping them. ^__^ )

This, but for the primitivism, is the only kind of revolution I have the faintest interest in.

#moodsnapshot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78656nwE8pY

(My feelings about the 1960's counterculture and how much it failed us by misidentifying scientists and engineers as the Bad Guys are... complicated and the sort of thing never to bring up near me at a cocktail party. Suffice it to say I still haven't completely given up on being chromed and/or laminated, and you need an industrial base for that, flowerbabies.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzOh9cTbX60

#shortdurationpersonalsavior

"Angelic Floating Robot Vag"

#AERMemoriesOfOld #ThingsAnthraciteSays #MyNewWitchhouseBand

I came for the mutant bunnies but stayed for the number porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7SnRPubg-g

"Computers aren't a prerequisite for augmented reality-- just an excuse."

Am now sadly pondering that rescue meme, because if I'd just skipped that CB!B! episode, I could've been carried to safety by Rosa Diaz from Liberal Cop Utopia (better known as Brooklyn Nine-Nine).

(My other options were Fargo and, if you count intro clips on Youtube as "watching a TV show," um, Bunnicula. This was not fated to go well.)

https://awoo.space/media/m4JtKjAdTDTn8iWmiFM

Kidnapped by the Clelands from Blue Ruin... and rescued by the cast of Comedy Bang Bang.

It was nice knowing you all.

#DammitSlowJoey

Regarding last boost:

I feel the queasiest sort of pride every time I see the name "weev" and think... "Hey, that's the same motherfucker who created my Encyclopedia Dramatic article!" https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Postvixen&action=history

I said a whole hell of a lot of very unkind things to him, long before the Daily Stormer was a sick little gleam in his eye, and I'm very pleased about that.

#PrematureAntiFascist