Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

We found a TERF on Twitter who is accusing people of "hacking" her... because we "somehow" figured out where she was posting from.

Yeah, um, she left her location settings on.

A bunch of us are trying to figure out whether this is 8th-dimensional hyperidiot satire that's Just Too Sophisticated For Us, or a genuine 20-something with the mentality and technical acuity of a Facebook Gramma.

New friends, snark, a bloodied (fake?) TERF... good times had by all!

Fuck it. I'm gonna watch Rosemary's Baby in the background while I catch up on geo work.

And I'm gonna root for Satan all the way.

Current mood: Filking classic Sesame Street numbers with lyrics about the benefits of mass human extermination. ( o/` Don't matter that death ain't bad enough for the loathsome human race... o/` )

It did, and I'm starting to think that once the Revolution is over, I'm gonna need that Wall for a few of my Fellow Travelers. I trust you will do the right thing and look the other way.

If it turns into transphobia, which is starting to look inevitable... well, don't mind the crackling and glowing, that's just fire and contorted human bodies.

Did I mention I l LOVE it when Super Woke leftist communities that preach about their own open-mindedness show blatant prejudice against a group that's not on their Tolerance Whitelist?

Tried explaining to an anti-Nazi sub how MLP fandom could be a trans thing, not a "pervert thing" and am not only getting downvoted, but getting the same snotty "it's a show for little girls, you monster!" bullshit I expect from right-wing moralists.

Fuck my allies.

Okay, Plan B: pack up all my desire not to work today into a little ball, focus it into mana, and use it to fuel The Song That Will End All Existence.

I'll try to give y'all 5-10 minutes warning.

Another sample card:

"New Hospital Wing"

Flavor Text: "Will Dr. Prowler please report to... um... really high-up branch?"

Ooh, NOW this feels semi-practical.

Note to self: the element of non-determinism comes from a "Dyagnozis" phase. Disease cards are dealt face down and have to be flipped up. Until then, you can see how many diseases a patient has, but not what they are! You can try to treat a patient with an unflipped disease, but that also flips it over... and triggers a Contayjun-check event, because you didn't use proper Prowta Kal!

Strategy involves balancing safe, low-hanging fruit (well, low-hanging microbes) with taking out huge, dangerous high-point disease stacks, and beating your opponents to good resources.

Cards include "Plague God" ["BWAAAAAAHAAAAHAAA!"], "Monolith" ["Suddenly it's all so clear! I just keep banging the rocks together!"], and "Mutagen X" ["It was supposed to be a deadly bioweapon, but humans are just so bad at everything..."]

Card game idea: "Trash Panda Hospital."

You are the hopsitul amdinistraiter of a treeful of sick raccoons. Hire raccoon docturs, nersis, and speshulisds to scavenge the hyumin city and find shiny objects to treet your payshunts. But try not to catch their dizeezes!

My waking thoughts: rawr rawr trump whimper community strife rawr sisters gone miss em rawr rawr how dare you rawr fucking terfs whimper mrowl kill kill eat humans no good rawr can i go home rawr rawr cry human madness rawr rawr leave me alone rawr rawr no come back

My dreams: Oh, you really need to work on your Through The Ages strategy. Take more yellow cards and focus less on military. You're welcome. Also, you went on vacation, and a really pretty dog pooped on your blanket.

My stupid old calcified brain keeps forgetting that "genderqueer" and "non-binary" are THINGS now and I don't have to either double down on being trans or walk away.

That was my bad. :) There are still some major tectonic shifts happening in my gender, and they are definitely motivated in part by the desire to voluntarily soak up some of the anti-cis and anti-male stigma out of pure stubbornness. :p

But I keep forgetting I have other, less contentious options. Sorry! =^_^;=

The ultimate revenge of the alt-right will be turning us as shitty as themselves.

(If this concerns any of you, just remember the universal tiger language: a swift bop to the nose means "it's over, settle down." Just ask poor longsuffering @acetone_kitten, who is probably only alive today because of this handy protocol. =^___^= )

Now, don't get your hopes up TOO much. You are ALL still potentially subject to being eaten, and sooner or later I hope to get around to everybody. All tiger friends double as emergency rations.

It's just that I'm eating the TERFs, queerphobes, and authoritarians *first*, and they should keep me full for years to come. I figure you've got until about 2030, maybe longer if I keep dieting. =^__________^=

I may or may not have worked out some of my frustrations by seeking out and eating a few TERFs on Reddit.

I regret nothing, nothing whatsoever.

*burp* Excuse me. =n_n=

#TERFsAreFood #NotFriends

Twilight and Celestia lied to us all. The real Luna is still on the moon, weeping, and Friendship doesn't do jack shit.

Fight me.

Orrrrr maybe I just really needed to eat something. :)

The Emotional Stuff is still Stuff, but it's not gnawing it me anymore now that I've mauled, broken the neck of, and devoured a bowl of chicken noodle.

Also, this coldflu has been absolutely fantastic in one way: apparently I've lost five more pounds to it. Shit, apologize to my boss and gimme another one. I'll be in full-body latex again by June assuming I don't die. XD

#moodsnapshot