Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

I almost feel faintly guilty-- we haven't had the faintest trouble with our power so far. c_c; Too close to the University, maybe? I know nothing about the local power grid.

Hey, folks! Got a question for some work-related research:

Are these electric bikes? Could these be some kind of charging stations in front of them?

https://goo.gl/maps/TjotFxUGGAs

Thanks! I know nothing about this stuff, and the electric bikes I'm seeing Google bear no resemblance to these.

I don't know how the fuck the Lovin' Spoonful got stuck in here, but there they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zab7V3_xDfw

@green Just gotta run an errand or two real quick and I should be at Chaco soon! Probably 1:30ish.

daria : beavis and butthead ::
marla : tyler durden ::
susan sarandon's therapist character : rick sanchez

discuss

I feel so old tonight, in the best and most gratifying kind of way.

I just never expected any of this postfurry stuff to come to anything. :) It's a nice surprise, like coming out of cryogenic storage and remembering that 30 cents you had could probably buy a skyscraper. :)

EQUESTRIAN: Pinkie
LIBERAL FANTASY COP: Boyle
OOOVIAN: Cinnamon Bun
YOUNG ONE: Neil
BURGER ANIMIST: Gene
ISIS AGENT: Pam
HOLLYWOO STAR: Todd
FRAGGLE: Mokey
DUCK: Neo-Webigail
COUCH HUMAN: Lisa
TURTLE: catgirl April O'Neil

(cc: @Phorm​) https://awoo.space/media/3KtJFTUtp2bzIeu4cSE

Your humble inquisitor has been sent to spend a month amongst the nobles. We all know this is a farce.

Nobody here will be subjected to my torments, and whether the reasons be just or unjust, it's nice to spend a month in the capital, drinking fine teas and talking shop with the ecclesiasts.

(Translation: reviewing the American research team this month. We are "better" than the outsourced one, but for reasons of policy and attrition, not necessarily talent. Still, it's a nice break.)

corollary:

shitposting is a piece of unwrapped hard candy you found in the couch cushion but "it's probably fine"

retweets : neurological hygiene ::
floor toast : microbial hygiene

pls discuss

All of it taking place in some kind of Lisa Frank rainbow-nightmare dystopia, basically Cold-War Care Bears, if Care-A-Lot were a lot like 1950s Vienna, teeming with candy-faced assassins and glittery noir tragedy. Some reality shift at the bottom of it has brought Real-World Consequences to the magical realms. Some still cling to the Old Ways-- some crazy cultists even propose bringing another goddamn Megan, as they call us, into their world...

Oh my god.

One-shot tabletop RPG where all the characters are International Plushies Of Mystery working for totally different interests.

And each one has a magical McGuffin sewed into them that they're trying to transport in secret. (One has a plush TF bomb... one has a tiny mouse diplomat with an oxygen tank sewn in with them... one has a high-powered radio transmitter that's performing a nearly successful SETI scan... one just glows mysteriously when they open their mouth, and so forth...)

Today, after all Dan Harmon's highs and lows since Rick and Morty started, I'm going to ask myself a fundamental question:

"Can you ever go home to Greendale?"

#Community #SixSeasonsAndUmYeah #IMissTroy

You do volunteer social work on Luna in 2200 AD. You have Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism and life is pretty good, but culture moves so fast, it's hard to keep up with.

Formulate non-judgmental euphemisms for one or more of these insensitive Old Terran Hegemony terms:

1. "talking plushie"
2. "catgirl"
3. "wind-up doll"
4. "alchemical golem"
5. "the undead"
6. "imaginary friend"
7. "tulpa"
8. "pleasure droid"
9. "cartoon mascot"
10. "tentacle monster"