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Everything even remotely resembling a good religious practice has a doctrine along the lines of:

"And sooner or later, some literal-minded schmuck or power-hungry twerp will try to pervert my teachings for their own purposes. Ignore them completely. I know in advance most of you will not, and I'm so sorry for what will happen to you."

Postfurry is not a religion and has no founder, but it still has that doctrine. It is not to be used as a vessel for anything but joy and passion. But it will.

@zebratron2084 Everybody thinks their own faces are easily identifiable. But in a big pile of loose heads in a con suite? Innocent mistakes will happen. Don't ever leave un-customized any parts you want back.

Find a spot you can patch or pierce or bind an accessory to, especially on easy-to-swap parts like fingers or wrists or ears.

But, first-grade as it might sound, don't forget to write your name and phone number on parts you cherish. It saves lost headaches.

Oh, what the hell. It's going to be a long workday. Got any questions for ?

day job 

We're having an online seminar and discussing rules for food classification. Our Indian coworkers are good-naturedly mocking Americans for our taste in food, and I'm having such a good time. XD

very very very very mild animal exploitation 

i.imgur.com/RO1gAGF.gifv

why is this not a cable channel

why is this not a staple of casino gambling

why are they not dressed in little futuristic gladiator harnesses

media, mental health, adorable pugs 

Lady Dynamite has been such a huge gift for me. If you're unfamiliar, it's Maria Bamford's autobiographical sitcom. A lot of it deals frankly (but sweetly) with the RL history of severe bipolar episodes that nearly wrecked her career.

I'm doing so much better now, but being able to look to someone else's story of BADLY failing a Sanity check and then bouncing back to love, comfort, and success (and adorable pugs) has been incredibly therapeutic this year.

GUIDE TO "NET SPEAK"

Picture - "meme"
Joke - "meme"
Song - "meme"
Idea - "meme"
Political ideology formed from the pressures of anxious sincerity expressed solely within layers of socially-enforced in-group irony under omnipresent panopticon corpocracy - "meme"
Meme - "shitpost"

HELLO FELLOW HUMANS I HEARD THE HOTTEST GIFT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON IS THE Shimmering Crystal Genie Bottle LET US ALL ACQUIRE ONE AND OPEN IT WITHOUT DELAY

this is just to say 

i jumped over
the dogs
that were in
your yard

and which
you were probably
saving
for pettings

forgive me
i was quick
so brown
and so foxy

Bandaza; kinstuff 

Thank you all for a wonderful experience! After the rough year I've had, I can't tell you how much I needed that.

Sorry I burnt out and bailed a bit quickly! It turns out 50 wonderful people on one floor costs me just as many spoons per minute as 50 regular people. :)

Headfriend MVP award goes to Rezeya St. Hobbes-Montecore for Tigering Up at the last minute and marching us straight through the last round of social anxiety without fear or hesitation. You're a good kitty, Rez.

(media list) 

youtube.com/watch?v=tXeCLVsA5P ("Bonnie & Clyde," Serge Gainsbourg -> Luna)

youtube.com/watch?v=sDiFk0iXMo ("Cheese & Onions," Spın̈al Tap -> Galaxie 500)

youtube.com/watch?v=LRsF1fQm3_ ("No Quarter," Led Zeppelin -> Reggie Watts)

youtube.com/watch?v=37hJ6_yZhZ ("Dancing With Myself," Billy Idol -> Nouvelle Vague)

youtube.com/watch?v=ynDMqezSsb ("The Black Page," Frank Zappa -> Pomegranate Tiger)

youtube.com/watch?v=wAkcSd5l9Q ("Pictures of Matchstick Men," Status Quo -> Camper Van Beethoven)

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