Zeta Syanthis @zetasyanthis@awoo.space

inside you are two wolves.

on behalf of the national park service i would like to politely request that you stop eating our fucking wolves

Two wolves diverged in a wood, and I—
I pet them both while passing by,
And that has made all the difference.

SomeBODY once told me
There are two wolves inside me
I don't remember which one I've fed

Soooooo @Neothetaa@twitter.com made some AMAZING art of Sariya and I gotta share... This is such a perfect reflection of them!!!

(character is they/them like me!)

Begone you foul demon Cotton-Eyed Joe! Thy grasp on this plane faded long ago. From whence you came, there you shall go: i seal thee away Cotton-Eyed Joe

TURBOMLAM!!!

boost if you have a cat
boost if you want a cat
boost if you are a cat
no one will know which

i didn't check the side effects for these pills, so i guess i'd better get used to being a cuddly dragon

"Why do you hoard gold and silver anyway?" the princess asked.
"Copper, too," the dragon said.
"I've never heard of copper hoards."
The dragon shrugged. "Those metals are the best heat conductors. When I have enough, I will build cooling fins."
"Are you hot?"
"My egg will be."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

tail -f <(cat ~/butt)