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RT @AnaMardoll@twitter.com

Safety First: Tonight is the Solstice so please remember to not make any bargains with, or to accept any gifts from, fae creatures after darkness falls.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AnaMardoll/status/

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And emptied the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire bottle of peppermint extract and passed out on the floor

I have never seen Bugs Bunny and El-ahrairah in the same room, I'm just saying

Do you think cookies are bad? Something worse is yet to come:

Google is using its exceptionally powerful position to make *the browser itself* analyze your browsing behavior and serve that on a plate in the form of "cohorts" to anyone interested.

They are transforming Chrome into a "browsing-history-passport".

Delete Chrome. Now.

You'll find more details & a test whether you are already FLoCed here: eff.org/deeplinks/2021/03/goog

Wearing that slightly blank expression you have when you're so ace/aro you don't understand what left or right swipes are actually for

I stopped believing in pacifism when I realized that even if it saves my soul or makes me feel good or whatever, I don't get to choose that sacrifice for other people

the existence of radiohead implies the existence of videohead, which in turn implies that videohead killed radiohead, and got away scott free with the murder, and nobody even suspects them
in this essay i will - *is dragged off stage by mysterious black suited men*

show me a furry artist that draws horse muzzles as big sof lovely sensitive nuzzlers and I will love them forever

today was a page of random characters - an aasimar bard (instrument is a pouchette, a scaled down violin associated with dance instructors!), a strangely patriotic vulpine swashbuckler, half orc artificer, dwarf, a human druid.

some good that came of JKR 

"When I was a kid I stood in a queue for hours at Brent Cross so jk_rowling could sign my copy of The Goblet of Fire. It was a first edition, which I found in a box last year & sold for £1500. That money meant I could afford top surgery. Oh the irony."

nitter.42l.fr/tamsinomond/stat

idea: villain coded character dressed as a stereotypical big game hunter, always making cryptic references to his "collection" and how a rare animal would make a fine addition

and then you go in his study and the walls are covered with adoption certificates from conservation groups and filled with plushies of the animals he's adopted

he's not villainous he's just like that

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