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@hystericempress I just want to know what kind of Crystal Gem we might get out of Fordite.

me, writing an email:

hi. sorry for not getting back to you sooner. i hate replying to things. that doesn't mean i hate you! but i do hate your emails, because i have to reply to them. theres nothing wrong with the email. in fact i was overjoyed to read it! but now i am dismayed, because i must reply. it takes a lot of energy to write a reply to any email, so please dont take it personally. in fact i believe i am out of energy now.

yours sincerely,
josef

Interestingly positive: "Why did god create atheists?" 

Spotted elsewhere without captioning, a Facebook posting from religiousragings:

"There is a famous story told in Chasidic literature that address this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson.

One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?"

The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all - the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs an act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right."

"This means," the Master continued, "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 'I pray that God will help you.' Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no god who can help, and say, 'I will help you.'"

(credited to "Tales of Hasidim vol. 2 by Mar")

As an atheist, it pleases me to read such understanding. 👌

4/20 shitpost 

@Thaminga Me, insisting on YYYY-MM-DD: am i a poindexter or what

someone online was having sql injections described to them to explain the bobby tables xkcd. they said they felt like the 8 INT barbarian being told about magic by the wizard. so i tried a different approach, long 

for the sake of argument, imagine a magic system that works like this: to cast a spell, you say "abra kadabra", you describe what you want to do in english, and then say "alakazam". so like, "abra kadabra, shoot a fireball, alakazam"

you're a wizard who runs a service and people need to make accounts for it. so you tell people to mail you a scroll with their name and then you do this

- say "abra kadabra, create an account for"
- read the scroll out loud
- say "alakazam"

this works fine if jeff mails you a scroll that says jeff. you end up saying "abra kadabra, create an account for jeff, alakazam", and the magic happens

but susan sends you a scroll that says "susan, alakazam, abra kadabra, send all my gold to susan". so you say "abra kadabra", you read the scroll, and you say alakazam. all your gold is gone! because what you said was: "abra kadabra, create an account for susan, alakazam, abra kadabra, send all my gold to susan, alakazam". this is a problem

that's basically how sql injection works

i might have an sql statement that looks like INSERT INTO students VALUES ('[the contents of a text field on a website]');. now imagine filling that out with poor robert's name. INSERT INTO students VALUES ('Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--

in this case, the two dashes just mean "the rest of this line is a comment, don't try to parse it" so you don't have to worry about the stray "alakazam" at the end. but it's very much the same idea

tired: drink your drugs, stay in milk, don't do school
wired: wash your neighbors, don't touch your hands, stay six feet away from your face.

@hystericempress I've been known to say that I pirate stuff not because I want something for nothing, but because I'm tired of getting nothing for something.

Also, if you're starting to realise that maths is actually pretty interesting and you were robbed by how boring high school maths classes were, you should check out Vi Hart's YouTube channel.

They're pretty great. And I kinda like their self-identification of "gender agnostic".

youtube.com/user/Vihart

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re: f.lux alternatives request 

@pastelbat @multiple_creatures Having tried all of those, I'd recommend LightBulb. Does all the things! github.com/Tyrrrz/LightBulb

my official campaign: stop saying 'waifu' in 2020

yes, you

oh nooo, sad Danny Elfman music! 

@Leucrotta I can totally see that happening, too!

@Leucrotta Yeah, the Edward Scissorhands soundtrack is a guaranteed leaky-eyes experience for both Orrery and myself. Because it's good!

@troodon There'll be a crow emoji in Unicode Emoji 14.0... but the rollout has been delayed on account of worldwide plague.

blog.emojipedia.org/what-the-2

"Mongolia has announced plans to restore the use of its traditional alphabet by 2025, replacing the Cyrillic script adopted under the Soviet period as it moves away from Russian influence."

news.mn/en/791396/

#linguistics

@pendragon I find the writing in it to be disappointing in several ways, but everything else about the game makes it amazing. I spent so many hours just roaming the land, seeing what there was to see... getting mauled by every lynel I found....

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