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Hot Fiction Take 

Reminder that you're reading this message on a machine based in poisoned sand we convinced to do math with lightning.

Magic is real, we just describe it in such boring ways~

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medical, spicy hot IP take 

Bodily autonomy should override intellectual property in all cases. If it can be shown beyond reasonable doubt that a piece of tech is essential to your continued survival (e.g. pacemakers, artificial hearts, insulin pumps), then you should be the only one who gets to say who can and can't audit its software and read the full technical documentation. The ability to access it yourself shouldn't be something you can waive by signing any contract, it should be fundamental and non-negotiable.

Note to self: In the morning, update profile to credit Dana Simpson for the portrait in my avatar icon thingy, perhaps post the full piece.

Also, see if she's on Mastodon anywhere....

[1.Ch.] Shit what Keet says 

"Plastic ponies do not fart; we offgas."

Sitting comfortably, just a few minutes away from the start of Cirque du Soleil's performance titled "Volta". The monitors keep encouraging us to share moments on social media with the tag but I doubt they're thinking of Mastodon. 🤷

have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in the world depicted in the rider-waite tarot? people running around with loads of swords and huge coins, some dude hanging by his foot from a tree, goblets floating in the sky, shit would be wild

our Rowsdower, who art in Canada,
boozy be thy name.
thy sacrifice final, thy truck be started,
for Troy as it is to Satoris.
give us this day our Beer on the Sun
and forgive us our mullets
as we forgive those who have mulleted against us
and lead us not to Saskatoon
but deliver us from ski mask'd goons.
Joike.

"Hey, this café has a nice, quiet back room with a door that closes to keep sound out! Better yet, there are only two people in there being quiet and keeping to themselves while trying to work. Let's go in and have a loud conversation!"

— two random dudes

Music from the game Doom (1993) but in a major key. 

State of the Keet. (++) 

I got to spend yesterday doing stuff with people I really, truly enjoy being around! Highlights:

• Ate a really tasty breakfast at a Seattle restaurant called "Rooster" with @orrery, @KoBunny, and @IceWeasel – known as "the polycule".

• Got my mane trimmed at a salon called "Scream" while they all got color.

• Shared a fantastic dinner of Orrery's creation with the polycule, @kelseyhusky, and @mawr while we watched some _Babylon 5._

Thank you all for sharing! 💜

Pitch: Bowser and Luigi, voiced by H. Jon Benjamin and Brenden Small.

"oh no, all i'm wearing is this pretense. and it's SO flimsy..."

Yesterday, I had two XBone controllers with busted D-pads.

Today, with a couple replacement parts, a couple Torx screwdrivers, and a little bit of effort, I have two slightly shinier XBone controllers with working D-pads.

I feel accomplished.

US pol, joke 

Now that I'm up I can make this one:

I am now officially more qualified to be President than Donald Trump. In that I'm a US citizen, 35, and NOT Donald Trump.

If you're rubber, you're valid
If you're leather, you're valid
If you're vinyl, you're valid
If you're metal, you're valid
If you're flesh, bish you're still valid
if you exist out of ethereal material inmanipulable in this physical realm, simply phasing through this existence, valid af

hey!

i am sponsoring an atari 2600 game coding competition!

atariage.com/forums/topic/2831

entries must be in 6502 assembly. i have about USD$100 to spend in prizes - depending on what people want, i will either award money or manufacture a game cartridge of the winning entries.

TIME TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR 8-BIT ASM!

Just sittin' here enjoying Thai food with @orrery on her hatching-day.

Love you, silly bird. 💜

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