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Rain Dog

I guess feeling a little apocalyptic and wanting to do something special to me prompted dinosaurs.

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Breakfast at Seattle's "Serious Pie & Biscuit". 

Pictured:

• The second half of a very tasty buttermilk biscuit smothered in delightfully coarse-ground peanut butter.

• Slices of perfectly ripe banana to be placed on said biscuit.

• Completely extraneous honey. The banana is sweet enough!

• My punishment for ordering a latte. Zero exaggeration, it is the worst espresso-based drink I have ever tasted, and I once drank an americano from Starbucks. Unfinishable.

So... good food, bad coffee.

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Gadfly (-booq-)

🎶It's the, DEATH OF THE AUTHOR it's the thrill of the write,
Rising UP 'gainst the canon of the bible!
And the, LEAST of the readers gets their say in the fight,
'Cause experi'nce rules all it's the DEATH!
OF THE AUTHOR!🎶

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Rain Dog

Y’know if I were building a vampire empire I’d want to take over idk Prague, Vienna, Warsaw, Wroclaw or something. What’s in Wallachia other than sheep, stuffed cabbage and some nice architecture?

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fwankie

There are basically five kinds of Shadowrun characters
Trenchcoat McEdgestubble
Tactical waifu
Misplaced monk/wizard
Raver furry w/gun
Thinly veiled 80s movie expy

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Sin Vega

"Uh oh."
"What?"
"We're the only two women in a sex and violence historical drama, and now we have a scene together."
"Oh, shit."
"Yeah."
(pause)
"Well, " (sighs) "do we at least have pubes?"
"Nope. But I've got a second character trait at least."
"Not bad. Come on then."
"Alright, just let me finish my drink."
"Sorry, it's sexier if I drag you away from it."
"For fuck's sake."
"I know. I know."

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Austin Dern

ACAB, telemarketing 

Huh. So the robo-caller asking for Cop Association support interprets "can you help cops learn not to gun down black people?" as "put me on your do not call list".

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A Brief List of Things Keet Wants Done But Doesn't Want (or Lacks Sufficient Spoons) To Do. 

• Set up color calibration across everything used for graphics work.

• Learn enough of some non-Windows operating system to finally ditch the beast.

• Sort out all the random hard drive cruft from literal decades of data-hoarding.

• Go through and change all the passwords everywhere.

• Take a suitable tolerance break from an aggressive regimen of self-medication.

• Clean all the things.

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Ko Bunny

Self Care 

Hey, today's likely gonna be emotionally turbulent no matter the outcome. Make sure you take a moment to check in with yourself and do something that makes you feel good, okay?

You deserve it. <3

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muesli

"A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable"

-- Leslie Lamport, 1987

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kasran, fourier transfemme

"your son is hyperactive. is he seeing a child phycologist?"
"do you mean psychologist?"
"no. your kid is a colony of algae. he's currently experiencing a bloom, which results in bodily growth and a change in pigmentation. i recommend watching his phosphate intake"
"i guess this is what i get for being married to the sea"

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Mg. Orrery Golden 🦚

[1.Ch.] Foodcrime, UK Edition 

French toast and mashed sweet potatoes is a deconstructed chip butty.

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You might be a roleplayer if... 

...you get behind on your main Mastodon account because your character's been busy posting.

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Caius Nocturne (Comms open!)

Hey, I have open slots again~

I can do emoji sets of your OC, emojified version of yourself as a display pic, emoji for your Mastodon instance, Twitch partner emotes and more~

You can find details and rates at noct.zone/commissions

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Shit what Orrery says 

🦃💎: "I resolved the linguistic ambiguity."

🐴🐞: "You made it worse!"

🦃💎: "Worse? Or... better?"

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Reeve who walks among the rows

Behold the Stabacus! :blobcat:

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Science-Related Memetic Decis

@orrery The Gender Interchange Format is a wire protocol for communicating gender identity. The information is delivered as part of a dedicated data stream in a subconscious side channel that complements perception.

With the Gender Interchange Format, people wouldn't need to rely on squishy meatspace cues to guess at someone's gender; they would know with ironclad certainty what an individual's gender is, even if it is complex, multi-layered and highly specific.

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Mg. Orrery Golden 🦚

Gender Interchange Format

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🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime

For Halloween, I'm going as the scariest thing I could think of: a trans black Millennial in a hoodie with a smartphone.

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fwankie

Politics, RPG.net banning trump supporters 

forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?8
"This is because his public comments, policies, and the makeup of his administration are so wholly incompatible with our values that formal political neutrality is not tenable. We can be welcoming to (for example) persons of every ethnicity who want to talk about games, or we can allow support for open white supremacy. Not both."
I am so fucking glad to see a major tabletops community take this stance

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