misfiled as "Keet, Electric" @ElectricKeet@awoo.space

https://www.cdc.gov/ecoli/2018/o157h7-11-18/index.html

tl;dr: 32 people in the US and 18 people in Canada have shown illness symptoms from Shiga toxin-producing E. coli on romaine lettuce, including at least one kidney failure. Source unknown - discard any romaine lettuce you have, clean out the refrigerator where it was stored, and do not purchase or eat any.

Wait.

If it’s International Men’s Day and International Toilet Day, does that average out to International Urinal Day? Do those big industrial troughs like on the ferry count?

Legitimately hate how any time anybody has a problem with any piece of software or a website, programmers/engineers get blamed/ridiculed instead of Literally Anybody Else Involved In Making Product Decisions

This instance (especially this bot https://mstdn.foxfam.club/@d3vnull) was clearly purpose-built to put the views & beliefs of white nationalists and fascists onto our timelines.

We here at ✨Plush✨ City are opposed to white nationalism and fascism in all its forms. As such, we actively work to de-platform white nationalists, whenever possible. This is such an act; we encourage other #mastoadmin folks to join us in solidarity.

Zombies are popular as social expression of anxiety regarding prerevolutionary capitalism infiltrating every aspect of one's life and identity to turn all life into a string of interaction-required pop-up ads pls send to me Nobel Prize for 200-level English composition class tx

Apparently in today's Sunday Times:

"average person records 3 podcasts a month" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person records 0 podcasts per year. Podcasts McElroy, who lives in Huntington & records over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

FOR A GOOD TIME CALL [elaborate qr code drawn in marker on the stall]

murdered by words, savage

white leds don't emit light directly - they excite a phosphor, similar to how a crt works.

and we're slowly using them to replace orange sodium vapor streetlights.

what i mean is, someday the sky over _every_ port will _literally_ be the color of a television tuned to a dead channel.

nug is short for Nouglas send toot

In an earlier thread, I wrote briefly about trans people in medieval Europe, and discussed some of the main issues when studying the medieval history of trans people.

Today, if you'll indulge me, I want to spend some time discussing a single person in detail. I want to talk about the way she's been written about, and about her and what she can teach us about life as a trans person 600 years ago.

This is the story of Eleanor Rykener.

This is dumb as hell but it makes me laugh every time

tired: Snowmageddon
wired: Snowgasm
inspired: Snow. mah. GAWD. Becky. look at her BUTT

SUBTOOT

one two three fo'
uptown girl
she's been living in her uptown world
she can spin a web any size
and catch the thieves with it just like flies
between her thighs
she's my uptown girl
y'know she codes in Python and in Perl
well is she cool? well you can listen bud
well she's got radioactive blood
that's what she dud
whoooooaaaaa waaaaa aaaaaa aaaa aaaa aaaa

I am 110% down for shipping Lara Croft and Wonder woman (art by stjepan sejic)

Welcome... to Anthropocene Park!
* soaring John Williams soundtrack *
* parade of majestic raccoons to the bins *