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The quality of instant ramen bowls is measured by how many packets it has. The cheap stuff has one, the better stuff has seasoning powder + veggies, the good stuff has an extra sauce packet. I'm in search of the legendary million-packet ramen

Gettin' reeeeeeal tired of Windows 10 breaking half my shit when it updates.

If you like Megaman X4, speedrunning in general, or just hearing the nicest guy in the world do voices and occasionally sing along with videogames, TheBlacktastic is gettin' set to have a first go at learning to speedrun MMX4. Should be good!

twitch.tv/theblacktastic

update on seattle city vax apptments - do you live or work in king county? 

theres registration links here. one for lumen field/rainier beach/west seattle registration

a separate one for newly available appointments at north seattle college

and one with some appointments available for second dose only (if you received a first dose from another provider) at rainier beach/west seattle locations

seattle.gov/mayor/covid-19/vac

"Your candy tastes like soap!"

"Yeah, well, your soap tastes like... uh... flavor!"

QWRPLINE presents the Nsburg Defnders Pntad! (City of Heroes, Loading Ready Run) 

Derek: Tanker (somehow survives despite his best efforts)

Richter: Blaster (overconfident and oblivious to team panic)

Edith: Controller (oddly grounding and sleep counts as a mez okay)

Alex: Scrapper (tends to escalate by clawing at everything)

Graham: Defender (desperately failing to keep it all together)

Masks keep dropping. (covid, shouting but not caps)) 

Over half the folks I see with masks leave them gaping open at the top such that the nose doesn't even come in contact with the the mask. This isn't wearing a mask, it's dangling a fashion accessory and pretending to technically meet the rules. It's intentionally conspicuous neglect.

There was one of these in an enclosed area Orrery and I also had to sit in.

I asked him to put it on correctly and he tugged it up to appear to cover his nose then looked away... and it dropped back down to below. So I asked him again. He did the same thing again.

Orrery told him to pull it up. He said he'd been vaccinated, so why did we care? (The CDC recommends folks still wear masks in public after vaccination.)

That's when somebody-definitely-not-me had had enough. They walked up to the guy, stood with their mouth a foot from the dude's ear, and screamed at near top volume, "Put. On. Your. Mask!" Not the best move, and it might technically count as assault, but I know I'd call it defense of self and others. Still, not the greatest.

To his credit, he didn't really flinch... but at least he left the room. I'm sure they stubbornly refused to learn anything from it, though, and I'm sure that somebody-definitely-not-me is somewhat uncomfortable with having snapped like that.

But still, that must have been very, very cathartic for them.

seattle city vax registration link 

You can register for an appointment NOW through the below URL. You can also be a Good Neighbor Vaccine Ambassador and send the below link to friends, family, and neighbors in your life who haven’t yet been able to make an appointment.

Register at this URL: seattle.signetic.com/home/93d6

“I don’t know what weapons the Third World War will use, but I bet it’ll start as a gender reveal party.” - probably not Einstein

If you have a cellphone seized by a law enforcement agency or other TLA, chances are they'll use Cellbrite's wares to sift through your data.

Here, Signal analyses Cellebrite's software's own security. Want to guess how good it is? =:)

signal.org/blog/cellebrite-vul

(*Love* the coda, too)

Oh ghod who led him near the karaoke 

Masked it up, backed up six feet
Double-gloved, took no chances
Went thru lockdown, hard to buy groceries
Just a man and his bills to survive

So many waves, stats rising too fast
ICU getting too gory
Self-isolate, 'till you get to that date
Your reward is a small plastic vial

It's the...
Vial of the Pfizer
I don't 'bout the cost
At this point, it's unwise to be a miser
At your first free appointment
Swipe my delt with a swab
And start shooting me up with a viiiiiaaaal....
of the Pfizer

TIL that the etymology for "alcohol" originally derives from the Arabic "kohl", as in eyeliner:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol#

cannabis, Unicode 

Total Moai head statues: 887.
Moai head emoji: 1.

Currently living ninja: 2.
Ninja-related emoji: 1.

Fantasy people (vampires, merfolk, all that) in existence: 0.
Emoji of "person-fantasy" classification: 11.

Cannabis users worldwide: ~159 million.
Cannabis-related emoji: 0.

Draft candidates for Unicode Emoji inclusion: 37.
Unicode Consortium excuses: Still counting....

These days we’re used to using LGBT+ but earlier generations of Queers described themselves using CMYK

cell phones. they used to be like _[□:#] and now they be like [:[ ]·]

All I want is a digital melodica. 

Ever since I borrowed (then kept) my father's acoustic melodica – as seen at en.audiofanzine.com/melodica/h – I've wanted something similar but not-so-acoustic so I can plug in headphones in and casually play without anyone else having to hear. Most melodicas use a mouthpiece on a connecting tube for breath control, but I think I'd prefer the tube so I can play like any other digital keyboard.

So far, everything I can find is:
* woodwind-style keys (or something even less understandable);
* an expensive device to plug into an expensive MIDI device that understands breath control (huge pro-level synths, obscure keytars found only in Japan, or a PC which significantly reduces the pick-up-and-play factor);
* plans for how to assemble one, something I definitely don't have the skill for.

Oh, and a lot of folks saying they want the same thing, all bewildered that nobody seems to make the damn things. *grumble*

Gettin' reeeeeeal weary of agonizing over the decision to buy an electronic device only to find post-purchase that it does a fraction of what it's advertised to.

If I write fiction where Theseus and the minotaur fall in love
And then someone else takes my fic, swaps out the labyrinth for a coffeeshop setting
And then someone swaps the minotaur for another monster
And then someone swaps Theseus for another hero
Is it still the same ship?

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