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What the heck. Maybe I can cut the time some folks spend not knowing about something they'd really like.

Gang, have you thought about corsets? I mean, really thought about them? Not saying they're right for everybody. But go ahead, think about them some, learn about safe corseting, and then go about your life along the path you enjoy.

My understanding of the U.S. 

"We're the greatest country in the world!"
:
our leaders build and maintain power and wealth by exploiting existing imbalances with active disdain for the people who actually have to deal with the disasters generated in the process
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"We got rich because we worked for it!"
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our richest build and maintain wealth and power by exploiting existing imbalances with active disdain for the people who actually have to deal with the disasters generated in the process

In the future, by law, fictional characters who gain self-awareness in various entertainment media such as video games must be immediately acclimated to the real world. You are part of a roommate buddy program that works with these fictional characters.
#writingprompts #writing

"- If you have a final removal order, do not leave the country - Seek immediate legal help if you have traveled outside of the country in the past.

- If you have loved ones who will soon release from prison, or currently in detention, seek legal support.

- If you are going for a check in, do not go alone - have family, friends, and local organizations accompany you."

docs.google.com/document/d/1dH

BOOST FAR AND WIDE

DEFEND YOUR COMMUNITIES

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when ur the only human on the ship & everyone just assumes you know how to fix mammals

So hey, I don't know how much I want to bring self-promotion into this space, but if you don't know, I've been making typefaces. This one just dropped on MyFonts (only a month after I finished it)!
myfonts.com/fonts/cerulean-sti

mastodon.social/media/wrKTt3ij

My experience of mastodon: diving through a trapdoor into a poorly lit space and gradually discovering how big it is and how many other people are also sheltering in here, and how the one thing we have in common is human.

Given the intense focus on identity as divisive at the moment, this strangely anonymised space for meeting people according to their thoughts alone feels rare and hopeful.

If it turns out the Paperclip game *isn't* actually a massively distributed simulation to ascertain the most efficient way to immanentize the singularity, I shall be mildly disappointed.

Also, I bet SCP-2844-A is behind this somehow.

I’m not good at drawing portraits large enough for con badges and as I started practicing, realized that to learn about placing font, I’d need to invent names. So only one of these is anyone’s actual character/fursona.
awoo.space/media/9fOc4xhpywfCd
awoo.space/media/Mb0uUjJvgjIwh

Givea man a fish, and he eats for a day. 

Give a fish a man, and you're doing 15-25 for Murder Two and Corruption of a Flounder.

Lab says he OD'd on somethin' called Kaleidoscope Paste. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but some hot pink suspenders, strapped to a stuffed unicorn.

I made a userstyle that makes emojos larger on hover userstyles.org/styles/150165/m

makes it easy to see those good good custom emojos

I wanted to do a tooltip but that would require more than just CSS (can't use ::before or ::after on image tags)

Behold the garden in which I grow the fucks I use at work.

Behold the barrel of salt I keep nearby, in case I catch sight of greenery in this plot.

just saw a friend describe humans as "hairless sugar goblins" and honestly she's not wrong

fact of the day:

Sheb Wooley, the guy who wrote and recorded the 50's novelty hit "The Purple People Eater," also did ADR on an obscure Western known as "Distant Drums" and was responsible for uttering the scream that wound up being labled "man being eaten by an alligator."

you probably know it better as "the Wilhelm Scream."

This Silicon Valley Startup Wants to Replace Morals and Personal Accountability with a Subscription-Based Service.

good morning, remember you're a facet of a multi dimensional immortal creature that sends its tendrils through time and space for inscrutable purposes!

New Rules 

The person you are when you're at work is your moneysona.

And yes, I do make the rules. At least, I make my rules. You can make your own rules, if you want. You're allowed.

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