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@starkatt yeah unfortunately, and it's brand new so you can't find pdfs of it floating around the internet

unless someone's gone the instant-pirate route
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@starkatt It looks like it's actually manufacturing quality standards for them rather than like, an actual standard for the sex toys themselves, which is honestly probably a better thing
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so apparently there is now such a thing as an ISO standard sex toy
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this thought brought to you by us learning how absurdly complicated a process it is to make panettone
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@noiob yeah but when the recipe was first invented you couldn't get premade!
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@noiob I've never made it from scratch but I've heard croissants are really involved to make the dough--a few days is an exaggeration though
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give it a few millennia of recipe developing and you end up with stuff like croissants and panettone, the ridiculously complicated breads that take days to make
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take this grass and grind up its seeds, mix that with water and stuff and (important!) leave it out in the open for a little while until your grass powder lump becomes a bigger grass powder lump, then cook that
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you ever just wonder.... how did anyone ever figure out how to make bread
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hm. if metroid dread is finally happening, does that mean there's hope for chrono break? or even baten kaitos 3??
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@ziphi I mean we already know there's going to be metroid prime 4
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@ziphi I imagine some reviewers get prerelease copies for review
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@ziphi oddly enough, it's rather similar to dragon quest slime face
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