Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

*In the voice of like a white suburban mom introducing a weird snack no one wants at a birthday party* Who wants a bj?

You are all beautiful and perfect and terrible and earth shattering. You can do anything. Change anything. Be anything. It's a time for rebirth. Nothing is static. I love you. https://awoo.space/media/om28o4b7q2SgZ6_aa2w

REMINDER: JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT A CAPITALIST

Lt Cmdr Data: Finally, I have an emoji chip. Now I can finally experience life as the humans do!

(opens head, plugs chip, collapses)

Geordi: What? What do you see? Talk to me!

Data: 🍍🍍🍍🍍

Hey weekend Masto peeps

I have a horrible living situation & need to get out of it this summer so I can start HRT! I have a place to go once the Fall semester starts, but would also really like to just live somewhere independently, so if any LGBT folks in south west PA are looking for roomates or would otherwise be able to take one on, I would really appreciate getting in contact.

Boosts appreciated

whats the consensus on Childish Gambino

remember to drink water until you gain the powers of water to flow, crash, and take the shape of your container

that's real deep, Easter bear

mine's Sue from Cave Story

It's 69F outside right now. For those of you used to celsius temperatures, you can get a sense of what that's like by remembering "69 = nice"

Gonna turn this Gender Reveal Party into a Gender Revolt Party

https://mastodon.social/media/K0rduGnBsHE7FeMVa7g There was a point where I didn't draw rude furry ladies when watching MST3K, that time has long passed. Here's a donkey.

I really wish that fighting games didn't have so much emphasis on combo execution. From a design standpoint, it's a bunch of grinding of muscle memory you have to do before you can even really play the damn game. Why not just make the first hit deal the full optimal combo's damage, and then get back to the fun part of the game where you actually get to make decisions, as opposed to playing solitaire in the corner?

It's you!