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Starbucks art 

@vahnj 21 shots of gelfling soul in a venti cup with caramel drizzle

yes I know

yes

I'LL WAIT

YESSSSSS

mood (-) 

@zebratron2084 I oughtta be about in various formats, at various times! I'll poke if I see you about. *snugs*

Modern pronoun/gender qvery - NSFW discussion 

@JulieSqveakaroo Back in the earlier days of online multi-user dungeons, I was paired for a time with a feline who sported the best of both worlds, as it were. At the time, the prevailing terms were 'intersexed' and 'herm', and sie chose hir terms and pronouns from those in use then: I respected hir usage of them. As they're the terms I learned first, they're my defaults - but I'll happily adopt whatever terms are least harmful in any setting.

@001zlnv They are not, where I am from. >.> Grill up some salmon or get some out of a tin, throw some mayo in to hold it together for whatever degree of consistency you desire, add green relish and pepper to taste, maybe a little dill, and tadah: sandwich spread, cracker topping, best served cold. Great with dark rye.

An Addendum.

i was so alarmed with the texture of the grated carrots in my salmon salad sandwich

and the burning fnords in my carbonated beverage

that

i may have left a chocolate cruller completely uneaten, sitting on the passenger seat

and i have no particular urge to go get it, despite being on break and all.

o.o

Modern pronoun/gender qvery - NSFW discussion 

@JulieSqveakaroo This is a tricky discussion and I am curious to know what conclusions you come to. Wanting to respectfully engage is a good thing, I think.

ACK oh ghod even diet citrus beverages scorch my tongue it must be the artifical sweeteners I CAN TASTE THE FNORDS THEY BURN THE FNORDS BURN

*SIPS THE FNORDS SLOWLY*

In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a dancing QUEEN! Not dark but young and sweet as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Only seventeen! All shall feel the beat from the tambourine and despair!

@JulieSqveakaroo Oh gosh no, I wouldn't dare. That's how I got this job in the first place... Only, given how the elections followed a few months later and all, I fear I may have overshot a wee tad.

Doot doot doot, emailing Day Moment files he can use at work. This is a normal thing people do, right? Wake up, make files, and send them to themselves from the past so they can be More Useful in other contexts? I am peopleing very well these days.

Also, hello all you cute demipeople. I would like to snuggle you all in a consensually respectful way. Yes, that includes you. n.n

Right! Files are off, back to bed for an hour. Later! Night Moment shutting down. *clunk*

@emanate @Austin_Dern Biggest toe on entire left foot! Must be luckiest emitter. Only stands to reason. *nodnods*

@Austin_Dern I shall direct output of Luck Generator Complex Three in your direction, comrade. Er. The waveguides are a bit wonky still, let me know if paperclips begin sparking or small bits of paper start to smoulder spontaneously. We can adjust as necessary.

Ah. Ryegrass University has taken it upon itself to choose today to note I have not completed any courses in six semesters and, as such, am no longer even an ex-undergrad, but am now academically speaking nothing to them - no, less than nothing. Common. Unlettered. Subundergrad.

Methinks they feel a mite jilted, given the day. n.n

@Leucrotta ... May I give you a gentle hug? You sound like you might need it.

Mental health (+) 

... $deity on a cartoon cracker, if I'd known I'd be this good on anticonvulsants I'd have started shutting parts of my brain down selectively years ago... Might have to stop drinking diet cola, though. Carbonated beverages burn a bit unpleasantly. (It's rewiring my taste profile and satiation settings, a known side effect.) I'm definitely less stressed at work - once again, I take the pills, and everybody else chills out, weird. XD

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