rl lewd, inflation
@Thaminga @JulieSqveakaroo @Oneironott Maybe with a webcam and a gas solenoid, so people can see your progress... And those with the right url can add another little pfft... Or a longer pssshhh... Or a nice, long, slow fuhwhhhOOOOOMPH until the creaking and groaning starts getting ominous... #paytreott #fwoompstarter
@Leucrotta *THEN CLICK LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!*
rl lewd, inflation
@Thaminga @Oneironott @JulieSqveakaroo I think the ottrgrrl is trying to hoard all the pumptoys.
@JulieSqveakaroo 💖.💖
medical, needless, anxious
@adeptomega Deep breaths. You can get through this. You're going to be fine. It's good to take care of yourself! Well done. n.n
Things that suck about Chronic Pain + ADHD
@mawr Also! 💥💥💥 Why is this refusing to quiet down, I took something for the pain hours ago...
(left pain pills in other room next to glass full of water hours ago, forgot to actually *take* them because abrupt taskswitching kills continuity of action)
@JulieSqveakaroo Oh, no no no no! No, it was just a theoretical conjecture involving a few hundred pounds of ice cream, a tankertruck of helium-carbonated root beer, and a cute roo gelemental with an experimental sort of mindset who wanted to explore a substantial sugar rush.
... know any? n.n
@zebratron2084 The sheet music Tom Lehrer published for "The Masochism Tango" states plainly in the tempo that it is to be played "painstakingly".
n.n
anxiety, gross
@Leucrotta I am told that some 90% of the body's most serotonin-sensitive neurons are in the guts. They're responsible for peristalsis, the orderly smooth muscle contraction sequence that moves food through the intestines - or, as current scenario illustrates, that does not.
*gentle, sympathetic pets*
@JulieSqveakaroo "HMMMNMMPH!!" (flailwriggle!)*
* (translation: "happyplace!" XD )
@JulieSqveakaroo *petpets* Gotta keep roos properly hydrated.
@JulieSqveakaroo Yes, just like that, perfect. Now, let's see.. Orange juice? No, too tart. Ginger ale? No, no... too pedestrian.. Wait, I know.
RELEASE... THE ROO'D BEER!
@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town @mawr @zebratron2084 @green Stuffingrun, where you can play a Street Samurrai who hackityhacks for the Zaibattensu...
@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town @zebratron2084 @green @mawr ... by the Prime Mover. I've not seen one of those in a while. O.O
@JulieSqveakaroo Dry, you say? Well, we can fix that. Here, hold this high-pressure hose...
Love of mine
Dang your rump is fine
It's such a nice behind
I'd follow it into the dark
There's no dispair
Behind your derriere
I'd follow anywhere
On a whim, a laugh or a lark
If heaven and hell decree
There's no nicer butt than thee
And give you awards for you
Callipygraphy
If no one's got your backside
When your soul departs
Then I'll cover your butt, into the dark.
Content Warning: F'n Capitalism
@Fuego Cancer *would* be bad, but I could get my surgery, rads and chemo at the hospital and OHIP would mostly cover it. Being diabetic, however, is mostly an outpatient scenario... All told, my current meds for my chronic conditions would eat half my pay without that rx plan covering 80%.
Can't wait to see how expensive insulin gets this year. >.<
venting more internal steam
@zebratron2084 (walking past dumpster, a rabbit doubletakes) "tch. Can you believe it? A perfectly good zeeb in the trash. Fortunately, I carry a small tank for such emergencies."
(One helium-fwoomping later..)
*tugs floatyzeeb down street by string tied to tail* "Don't you worry little fellah, we'll get you all buffed and reprogrammed and bubbledolled up back at the warren and you'll never know it was ever any other way. Promise." n.n
@Fuego It's... well, it has ups and downs. The head management is of the opinion that any of us could be replaced without training by a Tim Hortons' cashier, which simultaneously disses how hard Food Service work is and mocks the amount of skill and practice that goes into tool and die work. So it's kinda rotten from the top down.
OTOH, medical benefits.
Middle-aged scatterbrain working in 'the healthcare field'. Teaching a computer to sculpt in my spare time. Torontoish. Pronouns: he/hare