DATA UPLINK ACQUIRED @Nine@awoo.space

...huh. i'm... i'm hungry. I didn't think I would be but I am right now huh...it's midnight.

I haaaaaaaaaaaaate this so much and I hate that wasps have done this to me. moths are friends not stinging hellbeasts. ;_;

here's the thing. I KNOW precisely what it is. I have SEEN it something like eight or nine times in the past 20 minutes, clearly, and without ambiguity. I KNOW it's a moth. Moths are friends . moths are nice. Moths are adorable and I love them to bits and I try to rescue them from my kitties as often as possible.

Yet EVERY time I hear it or catch a glimpse of it or it flits past me harmlessly but fast, I panic for a bit. :(

phobias suck. a lot.

why in this particular instance?

well there is a particular flying insect creature flying around my room, bouncing off objects with a chitinous "click" noise every so often. you know, like a certain small stripy buzzing insect with a painful sting that I have a phobia of might.
it's flying around pretty rapidly too. just like said creature I am deathly afraid of.
It occasionally flies past me or at my peripheral vision, prompting squeals and jumping.

lb: aggretsuko is amazing

I dunno why that makes me giggle so much but I can't stop laughing at the idea of a bunch of "smart" vibrators and cockrings and buttplugs and whatnots buzzing and bouncing around as they take down a bank's website and stuff.

okay uh

so...

Internet-of-Things sex toys are a thing.

and they can and have been hacked.

and this means there is a very real potential for a dildo-housed botnet launching a DDOS attack on a bunch of servers.

literally fucking the internet.

Dildo Denial of Service attack.