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Wow. Office365 is a great example of everything that is wrong with the modern web.

Even with the Newer And Kinder More Enlightened Microsoft, lots of stuff it makes is just some kind of low-pass filter over whatever current fashion happens to be trendy.

CW: ultraviolent music video 

Further CW: blood, death

(reposting bc holy crap that ultraviolence came out of nowhere)

Caravan Palace has a furry af music video

youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi

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#Eclipse2017

please boost that KS link around ;w; <3 I would greatly appreciate it. I want to get that book out to the public as much as possible and I want it to do well. I don't expect to make money off it, I just want people to enjoy the system and tell their own stories within the world we created <3

Oh that reminds me

"SINS - The Roleplaying Game"
kickstarter.com/projects/98362

Here's a project I worked on some time back. I helped write this with a friend and my other half, and it's finally coming to market.

The book is complete, so when the Kickstarter is finished, you'll get the goods you paid for real quick. There's also some great stuff you can get in higher tiers and with stretch goals!

mastodon.social/media/SZSIHvvX

really lewd silliness 

oh god

so i was talking with folks elsewhere and...

we got onto some very silly discussions and a jokey "threat" of someone whipping out their ocarina and summoning their "Monster Dong"

followed by me quipping "Song of Dongs"

this was responded to with "Dongstorm"

and now I'm imagining Through the Fire and Flames but instead every instrument is a pitchshifted slap of various dildos onto a desk.

EM TA DEKOOL UOY ECNIS KEEW ENO 

NEEB S'TI

A friend of mine (who's not on mastodon, hence my post) is struggling to make ends meet rn and could really use some financial support. I don't know how best to make their case for them so im hoping that y'all read the linked tumblr post and understand? idk how best to do this whoops

boosts are very much appreciated! thank you for taking the time to read this.

twee-lil-lass.tumblr.com/post/

hmmm, I can provide an illustrated guide for future reference; but for now: 

@wobblewuffess

Guide To Awoo

1) Consult your pineal gland if it is time to awoo

3) pineal glad will respond that its always time to awoo

4) throw head back gently

5) open mouth wide

6) take a deep breath

7) let the mysterious energies of "gay", "furry", "commie", and the ancient forests consume your essence briefly

8) let out an AWOOO!!!!

Congrats you did an awoo!

Bonus: What happened to step 2?

so yeah in summary

Ren
LV 35 Sknq
Status: D: ?!?! :| :? >:/ :'< >< ???? :] :[ ffejfERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

henlo brain

is it time for unpleasantness? Well, too bad because today was a good day a-...

*brain slaps down a steaming pile of ????????????????????????????????????*

...uh

*brain proceeds to roll around in unquantifiable unexplainable strangeness and uncomfortableness*

this...w-wait... what...

*brain gets up, covered in ????? and jumps back in my own head*

wwWHAT THE...NO??? WHAT...???

Brain: *shruuuuug*

Hey, you. Have you drank some water today? Something hydrating. It's easy to forget!

Maybe something tasty. Some milk, some fruit juice.

Even a
mango smoooothie

but most importantly, though,
I hope the day treats you kindly. 💜

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