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re: coopting somebody else's thread 

@Phorm @zebratron2084 Oh, sorry, I'll take off the nun costume.

re: coopting somebody else's thread 

@zebratron2084 Oh it's fine, he's hanging out with Calvin's Uncle Steve anyway.

re: feels like livejournal days again, with multiple-choice memes 

@orrery I bring crime to language!

feels like livejournal days again, with multiple-choice memes 

I have just joined your adventuring party. Which role do I fulfill? Assume all options include Scaly or Feathery with them, as you prefer.

re: coopting somebody else's thread 

@zebratron2084 I had to vote "Lyman" the first time I saw this but that has been removed I see. Which category was "The Elusive Robert Denby" under, again?

re: thinking about death in the quarantimes (~-) 

But of course I'd be thinking like this, right? Yesterday was the anniversary of the death of my sister's first husband, all those years ago. Tomorrow's the anniversary of the death of my best friend from high school nine years ago, while he was staying under my roof. Today isn't really a calm spot in that emotional maelstrom, it's just bouncing between the two.

Christ I wish my brain wouldn't be so cyclical about this. Every year there's emotional landmines left in the days people passed away.

I don't want there to be any more of them.

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thinking about death in the quarantimes (~-) 

The thing that gets me the most sometimes is knowing that it's pretty statistically likely that someone I know will die before this pandemic is over. Who? I have no idea. I don't have that many relatives I'm close with at this point, I could take that without too much emotional cratering - all the ones I had strong ties with are already gone, except my parents. If one of my friends dies though, I'll be goddamned devastated. Especially if it's in the fall/winter, when I don't really have any emotional resources left to weather anything major happening.

shitpostin' 

RETURN
RETURN WHAT YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM ME
RETURN THE MAP
RETURN
RETURN
IT WILL BRING YOU GREAT DANGER
STOP
NOW

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urgent financial help needed from a friend 

Please help out some really dear friends of mine, they're really struggling to make ends meet right now, ESPECIALLY if you live in Spokane or WA, even if it's just a retweet or reply or boost, thank you

twitter.com/7F6C_/status/13161

#transcrowdfund

elegy 

I knew a man
(I know him still)
But he and I
May no longer speak.

Miss you, man. Wish I could hear you laugh again.

re: hair, dysphoria (+) 

@anthracite Fuck yeah. Dragons Against Body Hair, represent!

hair, dysphoria (+) 

It never ceases to amaze me how much better I feel after shaving my arms and legs.

Fuck body hair.

Weekends should really be three days long.

hypthetical kinky art commission but then brains are weird 

Brain: "Hey, you should commission something kinky."
Me: "Okay. Whatcha got, brain?"
Brain: "You going through a latex hoop. Or grow two extra eyes."
Me: "Wait, these concepts are suddenly on the same kink level for you, brain?"
Brain: "Huh? I was thinking about how weird derivatives are."

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Spacedragon whose hoard includes a pilfered probe bc the rtg keeps it warm

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