Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space

@jacel Life finds a way.

And a spare jack.

@jacel I'm under the sofa sneaking slices out of the pizza box stealthily.

@Phorm @anthracite You know, the scientists down in the lab are saying we're nowhere near the theoretical maximum amount of bigness that can be applied to a giant pair of bazongagondonzies. They're saying there's entire new branches of mathematics that might emerge if we can just keep doubling the titty volume at a constant rate.

@Phorm Sing like nobody's listening. Wave/particle duality like nobody's watching. Cohere like nobody's in the path of the laser beam. Backscatter like there aren't any retinas at risk.

Supposing you were a wave, and supposing that you were also a particle - ah, but I repeat myself.

@mawr I'm still waiting for "YouTube Skirts"

@ElectricKeet Pretty much anything that's got a 2x2 grid with variations on it can be a breeding ground for Loss Memes.

The waffle and the waffle plate not matching is kind of weird. Did they like, only have a single set of False Waffles to use for product photography?

@ElectricKeet This isn't loss, is it? I see four square "panels" and I get worried.

If you do not have a misspent youth, one will be imagined for you.

"Do you expect me to bake a cake?"
"No, Mister Bond! I expect you to pie!"

@Phorm Golly gee, I wish that hurty legs weren't a problem for you~

@xinjinmeng There is a definite comfort in knowing that there's someone else who is WAY THE FUCK WORSE.

@Doephin Would you like me to seal this thought away forever in my head, or is it open as a thing that I can explore as a GM? >:D

@jacel It was a long shot anyway. ^^

Also they totally are, obvs.

@jacel You've gone round the twist!

@anthracite Definitely a day to wear a short skirt.

@Phorm @anthracite What's the button press combo for "run down the hallway, burst into the living room, jump on the sleeping human on the couch, and do a kick-turn off their face"? I can't find it in any of the walkthroughs

@jacel You may need to put out some of the sticky-paper strips for that. :o

@jacel Actual?