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@anthracite If you found a garment that makes your boobs grow after you take it off you need to share where you got it. XD

@Phorm @zebratron2084 [the sound of someone exercising absolutely superhuman restraint not to butt in with the next line of the sketch, and failing]

Well...then... why.... did... you raise... your... haaaaaaaaaaarrrrghhhhh

@xinjinmeng Yeah, I waited for the roll to finish and then moved on the half-beat, off-rhythm from the battle music playing. Dumped him off my shoulder and let the dog eat the little bastard since he dropped the sword on the way down.

@xinjinmeng The other day this little shit with a sword was crawling all over me trying to stab it while I was just walking around outdoors, it was super annoying.

@kistaro Ah, 'Crepe' like 'Grebe'. Interesting mental detail!

.... I kind of want a Great Crepe to feed peanuts to. <..<;

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Today is Parker's birthday! ish. day we adopted him :)

Soreth got him some lamb treats. He approves...and had his front legs on the fireplace mantel vainly trying to get to the top railing to steal the rest :D

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Ok so, odd ask, but... fuel pump shat the bed, and I'm stranded in Coeur d'Alene Idaho until such time as I can repair it or secure another (BMW wants $700 to ship the part to the nearest dealer in Spokane, WA by Friday at the soonest.... could be much longer to secure part from another source). I'm broke AF and need a safe place to sleep and wrench on a bike within, say, my AAA max towing distance of 200 miles of here.

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@Aradia Ah fuck me, I wish Waldenbooks were still around.

re: hypnosis script, but shitpost 

@Taylor @kistaro Spirals above
Spirals below
There are spirals at the bottom of your mind
Under the thoughts, carry the blankness
Spirals move spirals move spirals move

Part of my soul lives in the transition between Tears for Fears "Broken" and "Head Over Heels". I want to curl up in that stretch of music and let it carry me around.

Aaaaaaaa I just saw a female grosbeak at the feeder, followed by a spotted towhee in the yard! I don't normally get either of those here, but it's great to see them! :>

pictures of birds, possible bird eye contact 

The backyard hooligans, awaiting breakfast (third)

The soda brand document, but for really long tails.

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I think it is actually good that some people are dragons

re: body mod photos, eye contact, upper body nudity, I'm a fucking dragon :D 

@jacel Those look AMAZING :D

@hystericempress Oh wow, they still do the funky 'exile the token' thing in the modern template, that's kinda cool.

@hystericempress Look, they're Red _and_ Green. You think that comes cheap?! Not on your life!

@hystericempress Oh yeah, but if one dies both go, and it's different effects since tokens were not super well defined yet!

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