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@xinjinmeng 20s horror: We were the monsters all along, now let's eat the rich

(I can hope, right?)

*steps up to microphone, looks questioningly over to the left at the audio person, gives hesitant thumbs-up, looks relieved when getting thumbs-up back, and then clears her throat and puts her mouth to the microphone.*

Aaaaaaargh.

Thank you.

I will not wear my dragon claws while working today
I will not wear my dragon claws while working today
I will not wear my dragon claws while working today

No seriously, they're real hard to type with

@starkatt Mostly they're in the TF fandom as devolution fans. At least the ones I've seen, anyway

re: claws (typing) 

@anthracite Yeah, they're not really anchored so they flex or wobble a bit. But I already kind of miss having them on... <..<

re: claws (typing) 

@Phorm Curses! This is all anybody ever asks me!

re: claws (typing) 

It isna little difficult to typenwith claws. IfnI ever TFnthisnis definitely hownyou will benable to tell

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@Doephin Skeleport without Error. The target's skeleton teleports. The rest of them does not.

Shopkeeper, I require your strongest BLÅHAJ.

@jacel But Wordl can, and has a delightful 2010s vibe to it, don't you think?

@starkatt [Narrator Voice: "They were, in fact, responsible for broken windshields."]

@zebratron2084 This rocket-powered wildebeest. Everyone needs a yearly project, right?

Look, I'm not a religious person and I'm not much of a Beatles fan, but I think that crescendo build and finally glorious E-major chord in _A Day In The Life_ might actually merit building a religious organization around.

@jacel A lot of dragons are turning into airplanes, these days.

(Safe travels!)

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