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Heart attacks you can give yourself easily:

* Reading your credit card debt as your savings account balance

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A GOOSE

@angrboda @abe_e_seedy Holy crap, the queenplay in Cultural Contamination is just... it's just SO SO GOOD. Wow. Damn, that's a great collection. :D

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It’s a god-forsaken dinnertime in the valley, and you are an adorable lizard.

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US Healthcare, Open Enrollment 

It only runs from November 1st to December 15th this year, and they're not gonna advertise it obviously

Coverage starts January 1st 2020

healthcare.gov/quick-guide/dat

#aca

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Oh, no, 'Linux' is just one part of the operating system. The whole package that you're thinking of is actually called GNU's Monster.

Intense nightmares last night but I can't remember anything about them, just fragments of a more normal dream. So this morning I'm really on edge but I have no idea why.

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Washington State will begin issuing identification with "X" in the gender field on November 12!

dol.wa.gov/about/docs/driver-r

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tired: i write bad code
wired: [cyberpunk hacker voice] computers were bad already. my code just lifts the veil

Fediverse! How can I find a place on Earth where the moon will be exactly at the most full at midnight?

2020 boasts a full moon falling on All Hallows Eve and I want to find out exactly what portion of the Earth will be directly underneath it when it's locally midnight and the Moon is at 100% fullness.

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"The future the left wants" but it's a pic of me watering my garden. My garden is composed entirely of snakes. They're all adorable and I kiss them on the snoot before watering them.

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Jesus Christ, I still miss him somehow. Just saw something and one of our old jokes popped into my head and I almost just reached back out to him to share it. Without thinking.

At least it didn't hurt much?

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I'm still not sure if that was sharing, "hey stupid did you know these have food in them?" or what. But it was VERY deliberate.

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The weirdest, most hilarious thing is still what one of the jays did a few weeks back. We were putting out peanuts for around 4 of them. One of them grabbed a big peanut, the kind with two nuts in it.

They shelled the peanut, ate one of the nuts and...

...brought the other one back. Laid it neatly on the railing and returned to the tree.

that sure was a decision, dentistry 

For reasons unknown, earlier in the year I scheduled a deep dental cleaning for today. I don't know why, possibly the expiation of sins and sorrows? Maybe I just didn't realize at the time.

At least I'll be feeling something that isn't just emotional pain.

video, bird, bird video 

photos.app.goo.gl/n4cCG1UYAQxV

The crows are finally ready to trust the people in the house when we leave out food - and the jays didn't steal it this time.

(Video shows a crow on the back porch claiming a peanut and flying off with it)

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"The ship didn't know it had been hit by a meteor, because the sensor designed to tell the ship if it had been hit by a meteor had been hit by a meteor."

mh, ph (-) 

Today makes five years since discovering that he was lying to me all along. Five years since the panic attacks started, since the anxiety broke loose, since practically everything terrible started happening.

I took the day off because I'm usually worthless whenever October 2nd rolls around and I'd rather just quietly get through it without having to deal with work.

So naturally I start off the morning with two intense bouts of gastrointestinal distress. Thanks, body.

That wonderful point in time when you've fiddled with an adventure enough that you're pretty sure you've got everything you need except for all the stuff that you won't think of until you're actually at the table and your players are doing things.

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