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@Soreth Ready Player One but it's about trans empowerment

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@Soreth Ready Player One but it's Player Two's turn, and Player One is a stupid jerk that keeps hogging the controller, and I'M TELLING MOM!!!!!

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@Soreth Ready Player One but it‘s another planet’s pop culture

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ready player one but it's secretly a recitation of the antilife equation?

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In the vein of "steamed hams but it's x" may I suggest to you an alternative meme?

"Ready Player One but it's ____"

I'll start:

"Ready Player One but it's worth watching"

Steamed Hams As A Service

(This is just lying to your user base while the fire keeps burning and you take their money, it has been in practice since the beginning of commerce)

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put me in cryostasis for a few years, maybe I can wake up rested

"A music festival? In January? On the East Coast? ...Localized entirely within your kitchen?!"
"Yes."
"May I attend?"
"....No."

Still kinda mad the "parrot" BLIT doesn't turn the viewer into a bird.

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I feel burned out inside. Maybe I'm just still asleep.

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Be the tyrannical reptilian brood-queen you want to see in the world

Full moon at 4:52pm PST today! Y'know, if you needed to howl at it for some reason.

Also I forgot to set it up yesterday, but we're over 11 hours between Dawn and Dusk as of yesterday!

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