horrifying doggerel, political
Roses are red
Churches gonna schism
Bezos has too much money
Abolish the capitalism
horrifying doggerel, eye injury
This rose is red
And so is my beverage
I think I'm having
an ocular hemmorhage
work conversation, political joke
Me: "Yeah, I have a document that's always open with all kinds of stuff I might need. URLs for the locator, debugging tricks, the location of the stolen diamonds..."
Z: "You know, I'd like to get in on that...."
Me: "No no, you didn't want in at the beginning, you don't get in on it now. We worked hard for those."
Z: "Listen, I value your work, but now I can just steal the products."
Me: "Capitalist."
Z: "You take that back."
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thoughts on watching hookups happen, mh (~~/??)
It's really really really weird watching everybody else trying to hook up for sex and sex-adjacent things, and just.... feel like that's not a thing I understand anymore? Maybe I never understood it to begin with, I just had all the T pushing me to find something to hump. And now that's gone, and I don't actually have anything I want to do with my junk except make the outie bits into innie bits. Did I ever really want to do anything with tab A and slot B, or was it all just glands?
TF dream
Yes, I was succeeding at keeping the researchers off-kilter and cooperating enough in the right ways that I was basically the one dictating how my transformation was going. Clever Girl, and all that.
TF dream
I dreamed I'd been abducted to be used for a science experiment to turn someone into a Velociraptor, or other maniraptoran type. It wasn't exactly a hot TF dream - mostly what I remembered of the change was joints aching as they changed, itchy featherquill growth, and a wicked urge to bite people. There was a mixture of trying to smuggle messages out to my friends (I'm fine don't rescue me yet), and trying to subvert internal lab procedures so as to keep the goings-on under my control.
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.