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It's 5AM and I'm thinking of roasting a chicken

sad lewd 

@cnc@cybre.space

I've had issues with this off and on.

It was usually solved by adjusting hormone levels

@typhlosion

Inside the house?

It was 98F here outside. The temp I reported earlier was inside my living room

Washing my bowl, I see those well-known words...

"Made in Japan"

And I think how my bowl has traveled more around the globe than I have.

If you have Instagram and want a FREE bikini (shipping cost only)

loveandbikinis.com/

Saw the story on the news. I know some might want

@typhlosion

Welcome to my daily life

It's 87.1F at my living room desk, a full degree cooler than yesterday

Nsfw (bath houses) 

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

:O

I always wanted one here. Pretty done with the men's sauna years ago

@nex3

And some of Maddie's fine clothing, I see

Approved

I'm watching Drunken Arts & Crippled Fist, a 1979 Chinese Kung Fu movie. It's poorly dubbed and it's amazing and I like it

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

Can I make a smoothie instead? I gave up smoking in all forms in 2001

@thefishcrow @Sparrow

Jane's Guide to Close-In Assassination Techniques, Chapter 7: The Garrote

In the reference section

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