ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

Toast everyday

Out of context things I say:

"I made sure not to be in your butt!"

@wohali@octodon.social

He knew he wasn't making a sale or getting a commission or whatever incentive he has to call me... but he also guaranteed that I never will be a customer and that I would share my experience.

Kinda thinking about making a web post on that site for 800 calls

I suspect he wasn't legitimate.

What kind of telemarketer gets snippy and cusses when you ask them for a website?

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I got a call from a guy pushing solar panels, backed by government funding and energy credits (he claimed).

I was busy so I asked him to send me info but they are a "green company" so they don't use paper.

"What's your website?" I asked

"Are you interested in the info?" he replied

"What's your website?" I asked again

He repeated his question. I asked one more time and he said he wouldn't give the website to someone who wasn't interested, then he got snippy and called me a bitch.

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I'll be your Huckleberry

@Sparrow

This is why I always turn to my friends for venting and advice.

I turn to my parents when I need financial help because something has happened beyond my means or ability.

My parents see me as their kid and they want to fix things. Mostly I just want them to listen.

My friends see me as their friend/family/sister and want to stand up for me. They do listen.

You're really cool, Sparrow. It was awesome meeting you!

@Sparrow

Dang parents

We know you're strong

@vahnj

Where's my invite?

Me: "I'm so sick I can't even think straight!"

Sara: "Good thing you're not straight!"

Seriously, what the heck dripped on me?

@Elizafox

Scary visual if taken literally

TFW you're inside the house and something drips on your head

:O

@SarcasmKid

this happens to me all the time

@SarcasmKid

Ooh, I know this...

rock, paper, juice?

I just realized I have two black cats in my house now

So ready