Show newer

@coyoteseattle I do have a breathing/dust mask thing, but it's still got playa dust on it from a decade ago. :-)

@coyoteseattle I'm at least inside with a/c all day, though I did have to travel through this a little. :-P

@ElectricKeet Well yeah.
For some reason this morning, I've got the Lavos theme song in my head.

A good chunk of Eastern Washington, Idaho, Montana, and Oregon are all on fire. The smoke has accumulated over Seattle.

This is the sun. This is ash falling from the sky. This is...heckin' creepy​, honestly.

Second time this summer.

@green @vahnj Definitely not just 'a mountain'. :-P
It's like...all the mountains. D:

weird pre-bed thoughts 

@irisjaycomics Hell yes for 5D cubist shit. :-D
(Would that be "hypercubist"?)

@kauko Hope it goes well!
Remember, don't let them install anything on you until at least the third day!

Slobbiness 

@vahnj @starkatt A week or two sometimes for me. Usually no more than that. :-}

@zebratron2084

Whispers and rumors abound about a strange cubical device that when manipulated the right way summons demons to fulfill your wildest kink fantasies.

Sadly, until now, only masochists have gotten a hold of it...

@Felthry I may be a bit spoiled. The closest place that sells birch beer is a specialty soda shop which has like 3-4 varieties and multiple brands... about 200 feet down the block from my work. :-P

@zebratron2084 Every episode has someone copying that book in a few frames with different phrases. It could be like the chalkboard gag in Simpsons!

Bonus if one them, just once, contained the phrase "Oh Time Thy Pyramids". :-D

@vahnj If that's the freeway park outside the convention center, yeah, that area gets a lot of homeless folk. :-/

Microfiction 

"I want to meet her. She needs to know who I am. Who she is. "

"She'll be home soon. And...no marking your territory in this house."

"Hah! No, I am within civilization, and I will become civilised. Domesticated."

"I missed you so much."

"I did too. I love you."

"Awooooo!"

"Awooooo!"

Show thread

Microfiction 

"She has your eyes. And your howl."

"Is it that surprising?"

"I didn't know you could be born that way."

"The best of us are. It's better than the other way, through blood and teeth and fear."

"So...are you taking her away now?"

"If she wishes, I will teach her. If not...I will stay and become less. For her. For my blood."

"We can do both. I'll teach her how to be human. You can teach her how to be Other."

"...okay, I'll stay."

"I think she'll like that."

Show thread

Microfiction 

"So you're back."

"Yes."

"It's been years, you know."

"It's easy to lose track."

"I have a daughter now."

"I know."

"She's yours."

"I know. Why do you think I left in the first place?"

"To protect me?"

"To protect everyone around you. I would have killed anyone for even looking at you. Territorial instinct."

"Oh. And now?"

"Now she's old enough to hunt on her own."

Show older
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!