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I want a series of Fred Rogers for President campaign ads. The Cabinet is sitting in the President's briefing room, outlining today's crises and concluding with a plea: "Mr. President, what do we do?" Everyone turns to the head of the table where an old TV and VCR turn on, and as the CRT warms up the VCR fast-forwards to a clip from "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" that covers exactly this situation. In one corner a general starts quietly weeping tears of joy, realizing that sharing is an option…

@MightyPork@dev.glitch.social and I've discontinued not muting yours! speaking of childish...

@BrokenBiscuit I don't even know. local politics, Mastodon meta stuff... *waves hands*

*checks Masto feed*

... WELP

*goes back to kitten care*

@zebratron2084 you're welcome to come over--tomorrow afternoon, Thursday, but probably not Friday because there's a vet appointment right in the middle of the day... if you can flip a cat toy around, you can help distract and take some of the edge off his energy. XD but no worries, I'm just whining. XD

@zebratron2084 also trying to juggle EXCITE!KITTEN with UNHAPPY!ADULTCAT is... tiring. o________o

@zebratron2084 I am up one kitten in morale but I tell you I am fucking exhausted. kittens are adorable little balls of SO MUCH GODDAMN ENERGY.

confusing dreams with real life 

I was on an airplane where they gave the passengers tablets for an animated test/quiz to select "captains," who would sit in the first class area and be responsible for passenger safety in emergencies. the test involved identifying swimming koi, complicated math problems, and identifying sarcasm.

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nightmares, ideation (-) 

@Soreth *sends many hugthoughts and much empathy*

@ddipaola @hntooter @KitRedgrave@glitch.social just... imagine those spaces remade with low-income housing, communal gardens, libraries, affordable food distribution centers, all-ages schools...

confusing dreams with real life 

the city was half in ruins, from whatever disaster had hit a year or so ago, but there was a lot of rebuilding going on. it was an odd city--lots of solar panels, including massive sails of them, as tall as the skyscrapers, constructed between buildings (because THAT MAKES SENSE FOR SOLAR PANELS OBVIOUSLY), and *many* abandoned buildings/areas that seemed to have been overgrown for decades.

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confusing dreams with real life 

there were lots of foxes in the trees, kinda fluffy-looking foxes that "sang" like squirrels, *lots* of foxes--like one or two in each tree--that coursed along the branches like an orange and white river along an oak branch that had grown through a broken window into their den inside a long-abandoned airport terminal, and all I can think was "I've *gotta* post about this on Masto!"

@Jacel Spouse and I were debating on a new name (he'd come to us as "Josh" which was like... no) and for some reason I kept coming up with angel names, so Spouse looked up a list and suggested it--the Angel of Mysteries. for when we go "RAZIEL WHERE ARE YOU WHAT ARE YOU GETTING INTO HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT"

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