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horse loving 

@anthracite the punchline is FANTASTIC. "It's the very first thing we asked him, ~of course~." BECAUSE YEAH IT MAKES SENSE DUNNIT

@hummingrain the holes are in places that are not really amenable to patching... and the dress fabric itself is pretty flimsy; the holes aren't at seams, they're just weak spots--it'd be like trying to sew patches onto paper towels. I'd be better off trying to make a whole new dress, again... but I don't have a sewing machine and that's a *lot* of hand-stitching. still... tempting...

@hummingrain ah yah... I need to drag up my summer dresses again. they're basically long sacks with holes for arms and head, and they are RIDONKULOUSLY comfortable to schlep around the house in, even more so than the boxers and tank top I usually wear. on the downside, they both have holes in really unfortunate places, and I can't find anywhere that sells the damn things for less than $50. >__<

@hummingrain times like this I basically take up a second residence in the shower. lukewarm showers are a goddamn lifesaver. >____<

A bat eating a banana smoothie

sorry, I'll read that again

a CREATURE OF THE NIGHT DEVOURING THE CRUSHED BODY OF ITS PREY

twitter.com/DickKingSmith/stat

gawd, even just sitting here with the air conditioner on and a fan blowing the cool air at me I'm still sweating. UGH I HATE SUMMER uuuugggghhhhh

task list 

* call for Spouse's med refill
* (ongoing) try not to stress about Nar
? clean toilet
? clean bathtub

+ run Roomba
+ probably nap
+ laundry
+ take out trash/recycling
+ catboxen
+ feed self
+ change bedsheets

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@Anke@tootplanet.space rawr goodnight! dream well!

The Ones Who Write Thinkpieces About Omelas' Orphan-Based Utopia For The New York Times

task list 

* call for Spouse's med refill
* take out trash/recycling
* catboxen
? store
* probably nap
* (ongoing) laundry
* (ongoing) try not to stress about Nar

+ feed self
+ change bedsheets

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me: could you stop biting my fingers please
Raziel: I'll consider it, but you're not giving me much incentive here *nibblenom*

task list 

* call for Spouse's med refill
* laundry
* take out trash/recycling
* catboxen
* change bedsheets
* try not to stress about Nar
? store
* feed self
* probably nap

@Leucrotta @starkatt I've had the "omg the universe is made of an effectively if not actually infinite amount of details" feeling before, but for me it's usually an euphoric experience, in a way I can't really explain properly. but yah, I grok.

graffiti boobs inside 

Huh. Interesting graffiti here.

Somebody had a Formative Experience, I guess.

I was hoping not to have to do this, but I haven’t been paid this month so I have to put the lamia-signal up. If you’ve got a few $ to spare, please help me out:

paypal.me/joyeusenoelle

game; extreme productivity hazard; act of memetic cruelty 

@zebratron2084 *blink*blink* DAMMIT KIN

food, craving 

and possibly a 7-Up. WTF. earlier I was craving fish sticks. I just don't even.

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food, craving 

for some reason I feel like I'm craving fortune cookies. like. they're basically four ingredients iirc, one of which I can't have. maybe I should just warm up some butter and put sugar in it and gf flour and call it good enough? o____o

@anthracite this sounds SO MUCH like my conversations with Spouse about having coffee. XD

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