green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
cishet men are trash, #metoo talks of theoretical SA
@guerrillarain what I hear from that is "but having to treat women like people instead of interchangeable sex programs that I can speedrun with the right cheat codes is haaarrrrrrddd!" it's a half-step away from calling himself an "incel," at which point there's nothing to be done but stuff him into a cannon and fire him straight into the sun.
@zebratron2084 @hummingrain I'd be interested as well--though I'd have to get a pair of decent headphones and one of those foot pedal thingies, I have no idea where my old one is, probably long gone. it'd be nice to make a little bit of money in my spare time, since I'M NOT WRITING EVIDENTLY. :|
@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084 yah, seriously, ditto.
cishet men are trash, #metoo talks of theoretical SA
@guerrillarain IT'S NOT GODDAMN ~HARD~ JUST DON'T BE A HARASSING SEXIST BACK OF DICK CHEESE you harassing sexist bag of dick cheese, SERIOUSLY. wr;ioqjvo;irejg;oqtinb;oiertjg;ioerjg wtf goddamn cishetdudebros.
horse loving
@anthracite the punchline is FANTASTIC. "It's the very first thing we asked him, ~of course~." BECAUSE YEAH IT MAKES SENSE DUNNIT
@hummingrain the holes are in places that are not really amenable to patching... and the dress fabric itself is pretty flimsy; the holes aren't at seams, they're just weak spots--it'd be like trying to sew patches onto paper towels. I'd be better off trying to make a whole new dress, again... but I don't have a sewing machine and that's a *lot* of hand-stitching. still... tempting...
@hummingrain ah yah... I need to drag up my summer dresses again. they're basically long sacks with holes for arms and head, and they are RIDONKULOUSLY comfortable to schlep around the house in, even more so than the boxers and tank top I usually wear. on the downside, they both have holes in really unfortunate places, and I can't find anywhere that sells the damn things for less than $50. >__<
@hummingrain times like this I basically take up a second residence in the shower. lukewarm showers are a goddamn lifesaver. >____<
green except too damn hot
boosted
A bat eating a banana smoothie
sorry, I'll read that again
a CREATURE OF THE NIGHT DEVOURING THE CRUSHED BODY OF ITS PREY
https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith/status/1017478598138134530
gawd, even just sitting here with the air conditioner on and a fan blowing the cool air at me I'm still sweating. UGH I HATE SUMMER uuuugggghhhhh
task list
* call for Spouse's med refill
* (ongoing) try not to stress about Nar
? clean toilet
? clean bathtub
+ run Roomba
+ probably nap
+ laundry
+ take out trash/recycling
+ catboxen
+ feed self
+ change bedsheets
@Anke@tootplanet.space rawr goodnight! dream well!
green except too damn hot
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The Ones Who Write Thinkpieces About Omelas' Orphan-Based Utopia For The New York Times
task list
* call for Spouse's med refill
* take out trash/recycling
* catboxen
? store
* probably nap
* (ongoing) laundry
* (ongoing) try not to stress about Nar
+ feed self
+ change bedsheets
me: could you stop biting my fingers please
Raziel: I'll consider it, but you're not giving me much incentive here *nibblenom*
task list
* call for Spouse's med refill
* laundry
* take out trash/recycling
* catboxen
* change bedsheets
* try not to stress about Nar
? store
* feed self
* probably nap
@Leucrotta @starkatt I've had the "omg the universe is made of an effectively if not actually infinite amount of details" feeling before, but for me it's usually an euphoric experience, in a way I can't really explain properly. but yah, I grok.
green except too damn hot
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graffiti boobs inside
Huh. Interesting graffiti here.
Somebody had a Formative Experience, I guess.
---
pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
