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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
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Joined Jun 2017
green except too damn hot
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i am human and i need to eat lunch
just like everybody else does
foodcrime
6 ice cubes
1 banana
1 tbls canned pumpkin
1.5 cups vanilla ice cream
1 cup orange juice
sprinkle salt, cinnamon
=
something that tastes remarkably like a mango lassi. it tastes more like a mango lassi than the time I actually used the ingredients to try to make a mango lassi. I AM CROGGLED. but pleased!
ok, if I'm going to go to stores I need to get my tail in gear and go now. and I do need to go to stores. so... yay.
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uspol, 2020, lol
The Republican National Convention in 2020 will be held in Charlotte, NC - because they literally couldn't get any other cities to even submit bids. 🙃
transition, advice request, ok to rt
@frameacloud :D I need caffeine. XD
transition, advice request, ok to rt
@frameacloud OH NVM IT SAYS OK TO RT RIGHT THERE IN THE CW /headdesk
transition, advice request, ok to rt
@frameacloud ok to repost? it's posted public so I figured it'd be ok but wanted to ask.
@yogthos@mastodon.social "Consumers deemed “trustworthy” could be eligible for special treatment, like automatic access to merchandise in locked display cases, the document said."
consumers deemed "untrustworthy" could also be eligible for "special treatment," like security monitoring every step and move they make! YAAAAAYYYYY
@Leucrotta if Tim Burton had won the bid to direct the first one, Danny definitely would have done the soundtrack. XD
@starkatt "The Little Blue Horses," by Franz Marc http://www.franzmarc.org/The-Little-Blue-Horses.jsp
when I was in grade school, the local library had a thing where you could check out paintings (reproductions, I'm pretty sure) and hang them or whatever for a while and then return them, and meanwhile they'd display a selection of them in the library, and one of them was this picture. it *fascinated* me. I still like it very much.
survival advice for millennials
@zebratron2084 y'know this is absolutely 500% accurate. *nodnodnod*
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wrong on so many levels
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Hey, I’m looking for people who work in IT in Seattle for a paid focus group I’m recruiting for. DM me if you know anyone and are interested!
@zebratron2084 nah, it should be fine--as mentioned, kittens reform fairly quickly. oh, unless you mean protection *from* kitten melting... uh... hair-proof pants? XD
Did You Know? (TM)
human body temperature is warm enough to melt kittens! at room temperature kittens are usually a hyperreactive plasma, but if confined to a lap or arm cuddle for more than two minutes, they will quickly liquefy into a puddle. it usually takes some time afterwards for them to regain their energetic properties.
@Zero_Democracy dang, now I kinda want to change my handle to "Johnny Normcore." XD
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I love when one of my posts makes the rounds and I get to see like:
Inflatable Fox Pool Toy boosted your status
Linux Kobold boosted your status
Johnny Normcore boosted your status
Xenomorph (horny aspect) boosted your status
@frameacloud @Kistaro I kinda want to play both of these...
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
