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also omg I really need to clean the litterbox. /afk

I don't often have coffee, so when I do have it usually it gives me a huge kick of energy.

I had coffee this morning, *and* a DayQuil, but right now I feel like I could crawl back into bed and go right back to sleep.

I guess this means I really am sick. :|

bookface 

@guerrillarain@witches.town eeeewwww, what the actual fuck.

suicide phone lines 

Hi friends- I saw this on Twitter and decided to share it here.

Love y'all. Don't give up on getting help healing if you're hurting- there's always going to be someone who will listen.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project Lifeline: 1-866-488-7386
Trans Lifeline: (877) 565-8860

An inauspicious occasion: my first Mastodon mute.

Don't bring your up-by-your-bootstraps bullshit here. >_<

one of the squirrels that eats out of the suet feeder has learned to jump from the porch railing to a nearby tree branch, to make a quick escape. I always giggle when I see it flying through the air, tail spinning for balance. and I think the squirrel enjoys it--it makes the jump at the slightest provocation, and sometimes when nothing's threatening it at all. *little squirrley "WHEEEEEE"*

okay, I think I'm going to close out my playlist with Glitch Mob "We Swarm." good end note. ^___^

@Fuego and reminds me of in high school when repeating the rumor that the lead singer of Judas Priest was gay would cause fights among the metalheads... and when you listen to JP songs it's like "HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THIS"

@Fuego pfeh. I think it adds a level of poignancy to their songs that makes them much more relateable... people are silly. XD

@zebratron2084 one who is VERY HUNGRY and is VERY SORRY and offers to pay for it afterwards? ;>__>

y'know the more I listen to Korn the more I'm convinced whoever's writing their songs is a closeted homosexual...

right up there with one of those "use your phone as a camera" commercials (or something like that) with the Cure's "Pictures of You" on in the background. I saw that one *once* before it got pulled and the music was replaced with something else. somebody actually listened to the lyrics... XD

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listening to Youtube playlist on shuffle, and "Hey Man Nice Shot" comes on. aaaah... an old favorite.

which makes me giggle hysterically as I remember some otherwise completely forgettable movie/TV miniseries about the Russians invading the US and the PROUD PATRIOTS FIGHT BACK that used "Hey Man Nice Shot" as the commercial's soundtrack, and it's like--THAT SONG DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS lolololol

totally random, slightly race related 

@guerrillarain@witches.town people who are actually *extremely bothered*, tbh. :|

@noelle much, much empathy, and many, many good thoughts and gentle hugs sent your way.

Ficlet 

They don't know they are all crazy. All 7 billion of them. Every Terran possesses a complex organic computer suspended in fluid and enclosed in [calcium]. It is literally so complex that it doesn't shut off when they [sleep]. And every one is structurally incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality.

That is what makes them so powerful. They can look at the universe in all of its totally and just… dismiss it. Dream a new one to take its place, and be so convinced, they make it real.

Lab says she was high on somethin' called Colombian Taffy. It's a boner pill for cocker spaniels.

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