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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
@woozle I remember... some of the songs now, I'm actually surprised how many I can't remember, given how much I know I listened to the entire album (on cassette of course). XD
@kara@occult.camp @zebratron2084 @Aradia@mastodon.social ikr???
@zebratron2084 @Aradia@mastodon.social somewhere, somebody has a little plush zebra that they're rubbing furiously against a bowling ball?
@woozle I got that Howard Jones album just for that song, heh. <3
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Medical examiner says he was high on somethin' called Bombay Waxers. It's an anti-depressent for zebras.
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@anthracite I cackled like a supervillain for like five minutes while reading this article.
drugs, health
@vahnj uuugggghhh. I hope your health improves asap. <3
went to Costco to pick up a surprise!prescription (turned out to be a Buprop. refill that hadn't been approved at the time and I had to make a Dr appointment and then I went and they approved it so yey?) and a few Costco things. the walk there and back (with a stop at Denny's for brunchfast), despite being slow and non-strenuous, has left me exhausted. so... no volunteering tomorrow; I am Not Up For It. :(
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"Halt," the knight called. "Release her!"
The dragon and the princess looked at him.
"Why?" the princess said.
"Dragons are not pets!"
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
@mawr *feels appreciated* ^____^
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Today is Appreciate A Dragon Day!
(http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/January/appreciate-dragon-day.htm)
I started making a list of all the dragons I follow and ran out of space. XD
Hey you, dragon or dragon hybrid fren! I appreciate you! :D :D :D
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So it's Dragon Appreciation time again:
http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/January/appreciate-dragon-day.htm
*looks expectant* ^..^
food
@a_breakin_glass because people are kind to elderly gingerbread people. would you deprive them of their candy canes YOU MONSTER
food
the brownies from last night are very good; much less pepperminty than I was expecting, since I put about a cup of crushed candy canes in them, but still very good, especially for breakfast. ^__^
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Fun fact: You only use about 10% of your brain, because you're actually plugged into a computer simulation where the other 90% of your brain is being used to process #bitcoin transactions
@Leucrotta oooh.... heh, that second picture, I can just picture the dragon mantling over the carcass. "HSSSSS MIIINE"
okay, bedtime for me, mastonauts. may your dreams be wonderful and your sleep be secure, and may you wake to a more positive world. <3
@Jacel welp for whatever it's worth I haven't heard any rumors about you whatsoever in... ever? /hi5
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
