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I want to wear a dress on a date. Preferably after winning some nerd/hacker competition.

@Snorlaxation@whomst.dog It does hold our roots in safety. I read somewhere that every species calls its planet Dirt at their start.

re: cursed toot 

@orrery @LexYeen@snouts.online RavenOwo
Slithervore?

@Leucrotta It's goodbye message was /SAD!/ Don't judge me! 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢

And no, I don't care that it's just a lump of aluminum and silicon, or slower than our old PCs. It's the realization of a dream and a hope we sent to the stars, and I want us to be the stupid idiots who do that again, and who love them, even if it makes no earthly sense we do.

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re: Nintendo Direct 

@Goldkin Nintendo:
But we refuse to keep options for playing old games available. Cause heck you, that's why.

@SuperCee@plush.city Specifically, the blue superhero one, not the brown military one.

@SuperCee@plush.city Oh. Oh no. I think I need that leather jacket.

re: cryptocurrency news worth laughing at 

@LexYeen@snouts.online Internet-powered scams are Capitalism speedrun strats.

@Heffboom_Konijn Probably cause all the bad shit we were seeing in 2016 hasn't really...stopped?

listen folks. The only disappearing Beatles I care about *takes off shades* is the wave of insect extinction and its accompanying ecosystem collapse that we need to prevent by slowing climate change

So many mecha ideas, so little personal art talent. Even less time to grind the skill tree. *Sigh*

@LexYeen@snouts.online You're absolutely correct. My bad.

@Leucrotta 1) Commoners on horseback, escorting owlbears to a nature sanctuary patrolled by forest rangers to protect them from "noble" poachers.

@LexYeen@snouts.online Why limit to just Opportunity? We should locate and properly honor all of our brave explorers who tested and probed and helped prepare the way. Granted, I feel like Oppo should get something special, cause it lasted almost 15 years on a 90 day mission and honorable service above and beyond the call of duty should be recognized and rewarded. But let's be real: All of them are small robots with lightning brains made by apes with anxiety. The fact they worked at all should be celebrated.

"My battery is low and it's getting dark." All honor to Opprotunity and her sister Spirit. Earth thanks you for your service and I am grateful for the gift of your story.

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