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Out of my cage
Doing just fine
Ending like this?
It was only a kiss.

Roses are red
What could this song of old be
Smash Mouth - All Star
Somebody once told me

Valentine's Day 

@mawr This is our Xteen-th V-day, and I still love you just as much as I did the day you picked me up from the airport on New Year's Eve so we could spend the night together while my parents weren't home.

That transforming couch sucked as a bed, but I couldn't have cared less, cause I was sleeping next to you.

I want to wear a dress on a date. Preferably after winning some nerd/hacker competition.

@Snorlaxation@whomst.dog It does hold our roots in safety. I read somewhere that every species calls its planet Dirt at their start.

re: cursed toot 

@orrery @LexYeen@snouts.online RavenOwo
Slithervore?

@Leucrotta It's goodbye message was /SAD!/ Don't judge me! 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢

And no, I don't care that it's just a lump of aluminum and silicon, or slower than our old PCs. It's the realization of a dream and a hope we sent to the stars, and I want us to be the stupid idiots who do that again, and who love them, even if it makes no earthly sense we do.

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re: Nintendo Direct 

@Goldkin Nintendo:
But we refuse to keep options for playing old games available. Cause heck you, that's why.

@SuperCee@plush.city Specifically, the blue superhero one, not the brown military one.

@SuperCee@plush.city Oh. Oh no. I think I need that leather jacket.

re: cryptocurrency news worth laughing at 

@LexYeen@snouts.online Internet-powered scams are Capitalism speedrun strats.

@Heffboom_Konijn Probably cause all the bad shit we were seeing in 2016 hasn't really...stopped?

listen folks. The only disappearing Beatles I care about *takes off shades* is the wave of insect extinction and its accompanying ecosystem collapse that we need to prevent by slowing climate change

So many mecha ideas, so little personal art talent. Even less time to grind the skill tree. *Sigh*

@LexYeen@snouts.online You're absolutely correct. My bad.

@Leucrotta 1) Commoners on horseback, escorting owlbears to a nature sanctuary patrolled by forest rangers to protect them from "noble" poachers.

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