Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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@emanate North Bay! Petaluma, specifically.
We get snowys too which is what I thought it was, but then I looked up the difference and was surprised! Makes sense with how big it was, though.
Today’s Bird: a Great Egret, I’m pretty sure! Just chilling on the balcony railing, plumes billowing in the wind.
work
@HereticSoul thanks!
work
to the surprise of no one, it’s getting realllly hard to not get sassy at the dumb bullshit going on when it’s my last week here.
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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cap'n we're givin it all the genders we've got
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The Bloop: Ellu Talks About Ocean Life (bizarre-looking animal)
so today i learned about this thing
this thing is called Hallucigenia sparsa
it is a pre-cambrian worm (called a xenusiid, relatives to tardigrades)
and JUST LOOK AT IT
IT'S LIKE THE PINGU OF ELDRITCH TERRORS
like i genuinely expect it to just go 'noot noot' or something. whossa good monstrosity yes its youuuu~
@Gaypow ooh!
@Gaypow they’re super rare, so that’s not unusual! only place I know for sure that has them is in San Diego.
@Gaypow aaaaaa precious babies!
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vero
it:
-looks like ass, from a design standpoint
-why are they advertising zack snyder as a dude that i should be impressed by being on there
-founded by a bunch of men who are all billionaires
-has no explicit no-nazi policies
people over on birdsite are either shitting themselves over it or saying "don't wanna do vero because mastodon never took off" and i'm like... okay, buddy. i'll just be over here, on mastodon. we're doing fine.
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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hey bby, are you a beyblade? because all that metal in your extremities would really hurt if it came flying at me at high speeds
wait actually uh
because you're "tops" in my book
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I've listed some of these gorgeous acrylic ✨SPACE QUEER✨ pins in my store!
https://nngenderfluid.squarespace.com/
Limited stock available immediately, or pre-order from the next batch and get a dollar off! #queer #mastoart
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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👏 normalize telling your friends you love them!!! 👏
big shout outs this week to the inexorable progress of time for making it happen.
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My iPhone’s internal clock has somehow become throughly dysfunctional and at this point it’s a walking QA test.
I have observed:
- notifications arriving with an age of “in 1m”
- chat messages going out of order from the clock skew
- alarms firing up to 5 minutes late, while plugged in
- alarms not firing at all sometimes
I probably ought to replace this phone soon.
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
